[Tyrion has entered the chatroom]
[Cersei has entered the chatroom]
Tyrion: Hello, dear sister!
Cersei: Are you drunk?
Tyrion: Maybe...*sheepish grin*
[Tyrion has become HalfMan]
[Cersei has become WinOrDie]
WinOrDie: Honestly, brother...how many cups have you shattered this time?
HalfMan: Um...I think three...getting a bit fuzzy over here.
[Jamie has entered the chatroom]
[Jamie has become Kingslayer]
Kingslayer: Hey there Cersei...*seductive grin*
WinOrDie: My room in ten minutes? *winks*
Kingslayer: I'll be there in eight xxx
Halfman: I AM THE GOD OF TITS AND WINE!
[Tywin has become visible]
Halfman: PINK FLUFFY UNICORN CLOUDS!
Kingslayer: Please, please make it stop father.
Tywin: Alright, kids, that's ENOUGH! Tyrion YOU HAVE HAD ENOUGH WINE. GO TO BED THIS INSTANT!
HalfMan: NO! I AM NOT TYRION! I AM LOKI OF ASGARD AND I AM BURDEND WITH GLORIOUS PURPOUSE! KNEELL TO ME HUMANS! KNEELLLLL!!!
Tywin: TYRION. BED. NOW.
HalfMan: *passes out*
[HalfMan has left the chatroom]
Tywin: And Jamie...Cersei...STOP SEDUCING EACH OTHER! I don't think I could stand walking in on the two of you engaging in some serious rumpy-pumpy again without being forced to commit suicide.
WinOrDie: Are you drunk too?
Tywin: Merely tipsy...
[Tywin has left the chatroom]
Kingslayer: We're still on for tonight...right? *puppy dog eyes*
WinOrDie: Race you to my chambers!
[Kingslayer has left the chatroom]
[WinOrDie has left the chatroom]
[Varys has become visible]
Varys: Interesting...a bit of incest to spice up my day XD
[Varys has left the chatroom]
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Game of Thrones Chatroom
FanfictionHave you ever wondered what the characters of Game of Thrones did in chatrooms? Let's postulate together!
