[HalfMan has entered the room]
[Daenerys has entered the room]
[Daenerys has become DragonGirl]
DragonGirl: Tyrion...WHY IS DROGON IN THE BATHTUB! AND WHY IS THERE A HOLE IN MY BATHROOM WALL!
HalfMan: I believe that was me, after my sixth glass of wine. According to my sister, I rode Drogon around your house yeling "GO PINKIE PIE GO!"
DragonGirl: -_-
[Jorah has entered the room]
Jorah: Tyrion...for all of us....CUT DOWN ON THE WINE!
HalfMan: I think I also peed all over Jon's wolf...
[Jon has entered the room]
[Jon has become NotAStark]
NotAStark: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
HalfMan: I WAS DRUNK AND NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS!
NotAStark: Remind me never to piss you off when you're hungover.
[Ygritte has entered the room]
[Ygritte has become WildOne]
WildOne: Tyrion I'm taking your wine.
HalfMan: *Darth Vader NOOOOOOO*
WildOne: PARTY TIME JON!
[WildOne has left the chat, dragging NotAStark with her]
HalMan: GIVE ME BACK MY WINE PEASANT!
[HalfMan has left the chat]
DragonGirl: Jorah?
Jorah: Yes?
DragonGirl: Put on your armor. I know for a fact that Ygritte will be drunk by the end of the night, and we all know how that goes...last time she killed three young orphan boys...she thought they were white walkers...
Jorah: How do you know that?
DragonGirl: I heard her yelling "DOWN WITH THE ICE ZOMBIES!"
Jorah: In that case, I should probably send a dragon over there too.
DragonGirl: Please don't send Drogon...he's been through enough. VARYS TURN OFF YOUR INVISIBILITY RIGHT NOW YOU CREEP!
[DragonGirl has left the chat]
[Jorah has become ExiledBear]
ExiledBear: HAHAHAHA I HAVE A COOL NAME NOW BOOYAH!
[ExiledBear has left the chat]
[Varys has become visible]
Varys: ...but I wanna party ;(
[Varys has become SpiderMan]
[SpiderMan has left the chat]
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Game of Thrones Chatroom
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