[Robert has entered the room]
[ Robert has become Boars_and_Whores]
Boars_and_Whores: *downs three goblets of wine in quick succession*
[Eddard_Stark has entered the room]
Eddard_Stark: Robert, there is a Small Council meeting going on.
Boars_and_Whores: So I've heard. *burps*
Eddard_Stark: ALL members of the Small Council are required to be present at the aforementioned gatherings.
Boars_and_Whores: Your point?
Eddard_Stark: WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE!!!! THE MEETING WAS SUPPOSED TO START FIFTEEN MINUTES AGO!!!!
Boars_and_Whores: Er...I'm skipping it today. *reaches for pitcher of wine*
Eddard_Stark: For a good reason or because you want to?
Boars_and_Whores: BECAUSE I'M KING AND I DO WHAT I WANT! *tries to pour wine* *realizes that the pitcher is empty* LANCEL! GET IN HERE!
Eddard_Stark: -_- You're hopeless.
[Eddard_Stark has left the room]
[Lancel has entered the room]
[Lancel has become Lan]
Boars_and_Whores: WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE A NICKNAME!!
Lan: What is it, milord?
Boars_and_Whores: MORE WINE!
Lan: *takes pitcher*
[Lan has become QueensCousin]
Boars_and_Whores: *knocks cellular phone out of QueensCousin's hand* NOW!!!!!!!!! *picks up QueensCousin by his shirt collar*
[QueensCousin has been thrown from the room]
Boars_and_Whores: Finally! Some peace and quiet. *leans back in chair and whistles*
[Death has entered the room]
Death: *growls menacingly and waves scythe around aimlessly at Boars_and_Whores*
Boars_and_Whores: *shrieks* IT IS NOT MY TIME!
Death: *pinches bridge of nose* This is the fifth time this week. Do you WANT me to get fired?!?! *teleports to two inches in front of Boars_and_Whores*
Boars_and_Whores: YES! THEN YOU WOULD QUIT BUGGING ME!!!! *shrieks again* *flips the table that he is sitting at and cowers behind it*
Death: *throws the table across the room into a shelf of porcelain knickknacks*
[Boars_and_Whores has run away screaming]
Death: *rolls eyes*
[Death has vanished in a puff of smoke]
[QueensCousin has entered the room]
QueensCousin: *surveys the scene* ...Milord? I...have your wine?
[QueensCousin has left the room deeply confused]
[SpiderMan has turned off invisibility]
SpiderMan: That was most entertaining XD *chews popcorn*
[SpiderMan has left the room]
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