A three year old boy is in the waiting room at a hospital when he spots a pregnant lady.
"Why is your stomach so big?" he asks
"Because I'm having a baby" she replies
"Is the baby in your stomach?"
"Yes it is."
"Is it a good baby?"
"Yes, a very good baby"
"Then why did you eat him?"
YOU ARE READING
Keep Calm and Derp On
HumorRandom stuff either has happened to me or I found it on the internet
