Keep Calm and Derp On

Truths about ny life

1. I think party of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger.

4. There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions at #5. I'm pretty sure I knew how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died