1. You talk so much shit, I can smell it in your breath.
2. Pardon me but you must have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn/fuck.
3. You should wear a condom on your head because if you're going to act like a dick you might as well dress like one.
4. Have you been shopping lately? Well you should cause they're selling lives at the mall and I think you should get one.
5. Your dick belongs in your pants, not in your personality
6. If I slap you, would that be animal abuse?
7. I'm kinda busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
8. You remind me of an un-flushed toilet, so full of shit.
9. Man I bet you were up all night working on that one.
10. "You suck"
"and you swallow"
YOU ARE READING
roasts | ✓
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