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Writing a novel and need some roasts? Here's a list of comebacks you can use to spice up your stories...

II. More Roasts

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by sadamona

by sadamona

1. Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

2. You're the reason why God created the middle finger

3. Learn from your parent's mistake, use birth control

4. Your ass must be jealous of how much shit comes out of your mouth.

5. Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you?

6. I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I would rather drink it.

7. You're like a light bulb even a little kids can turn you on (+ you horny fuck)

8. Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh either.

9. You're like a show bag full of shit

10. If I wanted a bitch as a friend, I would've brought a dog.