1. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that.
2. If I could be one person for a day, I sure as hell wouldn't be you.
3. I'll buy you a condom cause that way you'll have protection when you go and fuck yourself
4. Is it me, or do you have the chest of an 11 year old boy?
5. I would like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
6. You're a waste of oxygen
7. Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advise
8. I'm sorry, but I can't seem to think of an insult stupid enough for you to understand.
9. Some babies were dropped on their head, but you? You were clearly thrown at a wall cause you got issues.
10. They call her the 'radio station' cause she is so easy to pick up.
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