roasts | ✓

IV. Plenty of Roasts

1. At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

2. Your eyes must love to travel, they always got their bags packed!

3. You look like you're the most popular home-schooled kid in your school.

4. Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe one day you'll find a brain back there.

5. Unless your name is google, stop acting like you know everything.

6. If all the assholes could fly this place would be the new airport.

7. Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.

8. Its okay if you don't like me, not everyone has good taste.

9. My name sure must taste good cause its always in your mouth.

10. "Learn to take a joke"
        "Yeah, learn to make one"