"This is mutiny! This is mutiny!" The crew cheered. They watched as they killed their ex-crew mates.
A man leaned towards Yondu, "You're the one what killed those men...by leading them down the wrong path.Because you're weak. And stupid! It's time for the Ravagers... to rise once again to glory with a new captain... Taserface!"
I snorted. Rocket just outright laughed, "I'm sorry. Your name is...It's Taserface"
Taserface looked at him, "That's right."
Rocket asked a good question, "Do you shoot tasers out of your face?"
"It's metaphorical!"
"For what?"
For it is a name that strikes fear... into the hearts of anyone who hears it."
"Okay...whatever you say."
"You shut up. You're next. Udonta, I have waited a long time to do..." Rocket burst out laughing, "What?"
"I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir... looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself... "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? "Taserface!" That's how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice?Scrotum Hat?" The crowd laughed.
"New plan. We're killing you first." Taserface pulled out a knife.
"Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life... as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name." Rocket mocked.
"That's enough killing for today." Nebula scowled.
Taserface looked at her in surprise, "I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy."
"That was when Daddy was paying my bills. The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself." She gestured to Rocket. "And he has bounties on his head in at least 12 Kree provinces." The boy has a bounty on his head put there by Thanos. I assure you... I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick... or a talking woodland beast. I want 10% of the take... and a couple more things."
"We deliver you to the Kree, in the morning. None of you will last much longer after that," Taserface paused, "Well... the kid might last for awhile."
"Okay, Taserface."
"Hey, tell the other guys we said..."Hi," Taserface!"
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The Son of Chaos (The Mission Sequel)
FanfictionYou know Nico has joined the Guardians of the Galaxy, but we still have some questions. How does Nico know Yondu? Who is the other Primordial? Who is Peter's father? How does Nico know Peter's heritage? And most of all, will the Guardians ever know...
