The Misfits - We're a Wild Bunch

Chapter 2- Scarlett

I wonder what a unicorn horn feels like....

Would it be squishy?

Could you rip it out?

Could you bend it?

Would it be hard?

Wait is that a sexual innuendo-

"SCARLETT!" The teacher screamed, making me jump out of my thoughts.

"Sir..." I muttered awkwardly, nearby classmates stifling a laugh. I knew I should've had more coffee. Mental note: make sure Leo buys a large cup instead of a medium.

"Focus." He said sternly, raising his finger up, giving me a warning.

It was silent for a while, until he continued where he left off, talking about oxymorons.

Already, his boring voice was drifting me off to sleep. I rested my head on the desk and internally cried, something I found I did often during English.

"What a dick." Joe whispered beside me, his voice so low that I actually thought God was visiting me, ready to take me from my misery.

I merely hummed in reply, not bothered to formulate an actual understandable sentence. I was ready to drift off to sleep, when once again, I was snapped out of my thoughts. This time it wasn't the teacher, it was everybody's favourite bedsexual freak.

"Sir, I don't understand how you are qualified to teach English." Leo stated bluntly, slouching in his chair. Everyone stopped what they were doing, including me, and turned to face the boy, smiling innocently at the now irritated teacher.

"We've had this conversation Leo, we will not have it again." Mr. Brown muttered, his thick Irish accent shining through. I swear, he actually looked like a gnome. It didn't exactly help that he was wearing blue overalls.

"But sir! You're Irish! How in God's name are you allowed to teach children like us," Leo paused, gesturing to the unlucky kids sitting beside him, "English!"

"Listen, I've had my turn in education, I've gone to Uni, I am more then qualified to teach English." He sighed, understandingly getting snappy with the teenager.

Leo was a dick. A dick that produced coffee, so I can stand him. 

"Are you English though?" Leo teased quickly, as the class collectively sighed.

I shot him a funny look, to which he smirked at. It was halfway through first period and I already wanted to dig a hole, take all my coffee to last me a century, and hibernate.

"Do you want me to call in your head of year, Mr. Daniels?" Mr Brown snapped back, his round glasses slowly slipping down his nose as he stared intensely into Leo's skull.

Leo stared back, before abruptly asking, "Sir, I need to pee."

Mr. Brown frowned, but before he could answer, Leo jumped to it.

"Sorry, let me translate." Leo cleared his throat. "Aye aye wee man I need to pop to the peeroom." Leo laughed, it was a terrible attempt of a Irish accent. Nevertheless, half the class started to snicker, much to the teachers annoyance.

"Excuse me!" Mr. Brown called out, ripping off his glasses and storming towards the nervous child.

The bell rang signaling it was the end of class. My cute butt hurt sitting on that chair for ages and my skirt button was pressing into my waist- since I had rolled it up so many times.
I packed up, waiting for Leo and Joe at the door. They seemed to be held back by sir, who I could hear vaguely, telling them they weren't doing well enough.

"Took you long enough!" I huffed.

"It's not my fault I can't keep up." Joe protested. Now I might sound like a total bad bitch- but I was smart as fuck when it came to school.

"Sup." Noah said. Good-looking and whatever, but not my type.

I swear he winked at me. Eh, whatever.

Joe and Leo's other friend. He occasionally sat with us and the gang- but he was generally a full fuck boi.

F-F-F-F-FUCKBOI ALERT!

He leaned next to me against the lockers. I rolled my eyes in frustration.

"Can I help you?" I asked.

He smirked like he had something here. "Yeah- for a fact you can."

I turned and smiled at him mischievously "Yeah, sure." I winked. "See me at the back of the school at the end of the day."

He raised his eyebrows so high that they nearly touched his hairline.

"Sike." I grinned. You thought boy! No, Scarlett Black is exclusive. I sashayed off, feeling his eyes drilling into my back and somewhat lower down. 

Ugh, boys. 

Hello everyone! 

So today it is _LokiOfMidgard_ writing, but EmmaTheWolf editing. How did you enjoy Scarlett's chapter? I hope you did XD 

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Next chapter: Joe! 

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