The Entertainment Section(On Hold)

Chapter 1:Yay......not.

Barbara as Pixie Robins.

Hi,my name is Pixie Robins,and yes that is my actual name not a mother fucking nickname.

As you guys may have guessed I am not in a good mood right now.

I was just told I had to write the schools new entertainment section for the school paper.

Why? Thanks for fucking asking* hope u noticed the sarcasm there*,but it doesn't matter because I was going to tell you anyway.
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Now read to my sob story

3 hours ago in my not so perfect life.

"Miss Robins,Miss Robins"Miss Kitty my science teacher shouts interrupting my beauty sleep.who even names their child kitty in the first place.

I jolt awake removing any evidence that I was sleeping from my face in such a horrid manner that I even messed up my hair more than it was already.

Loly my best friend laughs at my discomfort,which makes me glare at her.

"Yes Miss Kitty" I answer back hurriedly like I wasn't just sleeping in her class.

"Why were you sleeping in my class"she asked looking bored.

"Well if you actually taught us something that would benefit us in future instead of rambling about your boring nonexistent relationship,then maybe, we would not be in this situation right now"I say in my head.

Suddenly there is silence and I turn around trying to see what everyone is staring at.

I turn to Loly trying to confirm it. Yh en turn back to Miss Kitty,looking just in time to see her turn red.

"Oops"I say chuckling slowly and nervously.

"Detention after school Miss Robins"she spits angrily and turns around,looking satisfied with her response to what I said.

Too bad I am about to take away her self satisfaction .In 3.2.

"Miss Kitty"I say suddenly feeling shy.
Damn if forgot to count to 1.oh well.

"Yes Miss Robins"she says not even trying to hide the venom in her voice.

"Um....I can't have a detention after school"I say lowering my head "I have.... stuff to do".That doesn't involve you. I rhymed Yay.....not.

Miss Kitty looked like she really wanted to kill me.I get that a lot.which she probably wanted to.

"Oh okay should I make it twooo detentions"she says smugly.

"Sorry um..maam but I can't I have pick up dog poop this afternoon"I say trying to lie.

"Well i guess you're going to have to do the entertainment section"she says trying to sound enthusiastic.She failed

"What"I shout annoyed"What the hell is that"I continue"You can't make me do it especially if I don't want to"I still say completely not noticing the teacher call Principal Gray."I didn't do an------"

"Miss Robins"An angry voice shouts emitting silence in the whole room.
"If you would please seat down"Mr Gray our fucking school principal says"Now"he adds for effect.

I roll my eyes"Mr Gray I didn't do anything Miss Kitty was just trying to find someone to bitch over"I say completely forgetting not to curse in front of Principal Gray.

"Miss Robins your language is not acceptable" he says.

Principal Gray is around his mid thirties wearing a gray suit,he is muscular but lanky and holds an authoritive aura,that everyone seems to be scared of.well everyone except me of course.but I respect him even though he can be an asshole most of the time.

"Yes you did"Miss Kitty says interrupting our conversation.

"No"I say pausing for effect "I didn't"I added.

"Yes"she says copying me"you did"

"No"

"Yes"

"No"

"Yes"

"Nooooooooo"

"Yeeeeeessss"

"No-----"

"Would you two shut up right now"Mr Grey says interrupting our ridiculously heated argument.
"You are doing the entertainment section whether you like it or not"says Mr Gray.

"What is this entertainment section anyway?"I ask curiously.

"Well you know our school newspapers were a hit last year".he says

"Yeah,aannd?"I question shaking my head.

He rolls his eyes "Well for publicity we are doing a section in the newspaper for entertainment hence the name".he says like it was the most obvious thing ever.

Last year when I was a junior Kelly Adams the school President thought of an idea to do a school paper for the town and Surprise surprise here we are now.

"Why can't Kelly just do it?"I ask frustrated"And why me?".

"Well Kelly Is moving to Alaska next week and we were just waiting for the first person to be punished in school and that just happened to be you"he says trying to explain.

"Don't worry Mr Gray I just realised I don't have to pick up dog poop anymore"I say which makes the whole class laugh. I forgot they were here."I will be there at detention no need for this entertainment section stuff. You can wait for the second person"i say chuckling nervously.

"Well now that I think about it I want you to be the one to do it"he says smirking

"Why?"I question surprised

"Well,because I said so"he says cool.

He then turns around towards the door not missing Miss Kitty's smug look.
"Oh and Miss Kitty"he says threatingly.
Oooh someone's in trouble.You know you're in trouble too.Shut up. Wait a minute I'm arguing with myself I'm going cray cray.I finish my thoughts just to hear the juicy part."Next time I hear about you talking about your relationships instead of teaching your class you will be FIRED"he says shouting at the end. I am so glad he said that to her like RESPECT DUDE.
Then he steps out.

"You can sit down now"Miss Kitty says totally embarrassed.
I didn't even realize I was still standing.

I do the most mature thing in the whole world.I STICK MY TONGUE OUT AT HER,I Theeen go back to my seat.

Once I get to my seat Lolly starts asking me questions.

"Girl I had a feeling you would take the spotlight today"she says laughing "Anyway were you sleeping because of you know what?"she asks suddenly turning completely serious.

"Yes"I say sighing."Lolly come with Mr to pick up The twins after school for some ice cream"I ask completely changing the subject. The twins are my cute and adorable younger siblings Phoebe and Phoenix.They are both 8 years old pranksters that can't function well without ice cream just like I can't function without Hot Chocolate and Food everyday.

"Yeah Sure"she says happily.

Wow.Today has been hectic and this is only the first period .
I'm doing the entertainment section fr my school Yay...not.

Pixie: vote to find out all my darkest secrets.

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Hope you guys liked the first chapter of The Stereotypes.

Love u
Steph😍😘