"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!" I scream "GET OFF ME YOU ASSHOLE"I continue shouting.
So fed up with his shit I kick him where the sun don't shine aka his baby maker or his balls or------- you know what I'm talking about let's not get tooooo explicit.
The reaction I get from him makes me burst out laughing because his nose is so red that I feel like I'm going to start calling him Rudolph,He is holding his baby maker aka------you know what we are not going back to that conversation.
So anyway it is a pretty funny sight.
Buuuut once I look up I instantly stop laughing.
As usual everyone probably wants to know what happens next but i guess I won't be able to because I drop dead.
The End.
Ha just kidding once I see his friends all around me I glare look around like I didn't just kick their friends nuts theeeen
I run away.
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Some hours ago.
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As I walk down the hallways I see people glaring at me and wonder why.
Once I get to my locker I stop at the disturbing sight in front of me.
Which includes:
My locker
Sticky notes
Spray paint
And crude words.
On my locker there are sticky notes everywhere with words like bitch, whore,hoe and some other words that would have made people cry.
But I'm not like other people I'm Pixie so it doesn't bother me that much.
I just roll my eyes at their attempt to scare me or make me cry whoever it may be.
Once I open my locker I regret it because I'm suddenly drenched in something sticky.
As I raise up my shirt to guess what the substance is the stench that hits me makes me immediately want to vomit.As I slowly close my locker and turn around in the direction of the girls locker room I slip and fall down ass first making everyone laugh and that's when tears start to cloud my vision.
Suddenly I feel helpless, alone,sad ,angry and a lot of other negative emotions.
But my mood lifts a little bit once I hear my best friend's voice."CAN YOU GUYS STOP BEING DICK'S,WHAT DID SHE EVER DO TO YOU ANYWAY".
And then she comes towards me tries to lift me up but ends up falling down beside me and decides that it is the perfect time to make snow angels or in this case slime angels.
Which makes me laugh and for that I am eternally grateful.
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"HELL TO THE NO"I Scream"I'M NOT WEARING THIS"."OH YES YOU ARE".
"OH NO I'M NOT".
"It's either this or you get clothes from the lost and found"
SILENCE.
"Ugh...Fine".
Here I am in the girls locker room with Loly.
And as you may be wandering what I'm doing here, I'm just digging for dog poop.
Ha just kidding.
After the incident that happened earlier Loly dragged me to the girls locker rooms where we had our baths.........
in different stalls in case you were wondering.Once we had our baths there was good news and bad news.
Good news being that as the overpacker she was had 2 extra outfits in the locker room complete with the accessories,heels and even underwear
Bad news is that they both consisted of croptops and stuff I don't usually wear.
It's not that I'm shy or insecure about my body or anything I just don't show much skin at all.
So as I look in the mirror wearing a black halter neck crop top with jean short shorts and heels I can't help but whine about my appearance.
It showed way too much skin on my stomach and on my to thighs.
And I don't like that...... at all.
"Besides you look hot so why are you complaining".
"I look like a slut"I deadpan.
"Are you calling me a slut"she asks faking hurt.
Yep"No".
"You totally are you bitch"she replies smiling.
"I know ,BTW I'm wearing my converse these heels can duck themselves".
"They.need docks for that don't you think"she replies being the smartass she is.
"HA HA HA,rats so funny I forgot to laugh" I reply sarcastically.
"Let's just get out of here we have Mr Hoff next and I don't got time for him to bitch to us about his wife leaving him".
"AMEN TO THAT SISTA"I scream then we proceed to run to our next class.
That moment with Lly was a daily occurrence for us but what got me into the showdown earlier was a very small thing that escalated swiftly once I was recognized.
I was walking down the hallway on my way to lunch when I saw a cute rat and decided to chase it because Why not?.
I was so engrossed in my task at hand that I didn't watch where I was going and ended colliding with someone so hard that we both fall down to the floor with groans and screams once I look up i realise that it's Josh Lakeman.
WAIT IT'S JOSH LAKEMAN!!.
I quickly get up and try to run but he notices my face and utters a statement that scares me.
"You're the girl that wrote all those stuff about me aren't you," he asks .
"I don't know what yiure talking about "I lie and try to walk away.
"It's you,I would notice this body and face anywhere"he says which makes me glare at him.
"Shut up you jerk"
"Who are you talking to bitch?" He asks and grabs me and you know the rest.
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