Inanimate Insanity Truth or dare!

I DARE YOU TO DARE WHILR SAYING PUNS

FlatterMusic: Greetings my fellow readers ;3

Mic: tell me why I feel as if I've tried killing people and saying some things I'd regret my whole life?

FlatterMusic: you were evil for 2 chapters, except... for some reason you weren't very much talking last chapter..

Mic: oh wow...

Nickel: HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU BALLOON YOU WERE SO BEAUTIFUL

FlatterMusic: oh yeah.. uh.. I making Nickel and Balloon in love with each other for another chapter

Balloon: OH I THINK YOUR MORE BEAUTIFUL NICKEL

Kenzie _762: I dare Mephone4 and Picturey to watch everyone eat candy while they can't have any! Now you'll know how I feel during Halloween! MAUAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

Picturey: HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO MEH-- I WILL KILL YOU *about to try to go to Kenzie*

Mephone4: *Grabs her hand* WOAH THATS not happening, and I'm totally aware that this would happen

Everyone else: HA WE GET TO EAT CANDY

FlatterMusic: WAIT I don't like candy,

Everyone: HOW CAN YOU NIT LIKE CANDY?! ITS THE BEST THING EVE--

FlatterMusic: YEAH I get it, I just don't like SUPER DUPER SWEET candy

Picturey: BUT THOSE ARE THE BEST - underlinedslantedandbolted'THE'

FlatterMusic: ....... WELL DON'T JUDGE ME

Tissues: why am I not sneezing?

FlatterMusic: Since I'm nice I'll let you not sneeze until this whole book ends! :3

Tissues: YES *continually saying 'I WON'T BE SNEEZING'*

Apple: well I'm really glad your not sneezing, Tissues!

Tissues: yes YEEE

Salt: like at least there won't be any disgusting mucus

Pepper: OMG like that's so disgusting, I can't believe your saying that, LIKE BOMB ISN'T IT LIKE DISGUSTING?!

Bomb: y-y-y-y-Yeep

Pepper: SEE I TALK TO OTHERS ,TOO!!!

FlatterMusic: you just talk to him once XD anyways *random Candies appears* EAT EM'

*everyone, except for Mephone4 and Picturey, eats the candies*

Picturey: I wish this never happened