One day Brian woke up quickly, he didn't know what to do, his heart was faster than the Flash.
He got up and brushed his teeth, his anxiety was terrible. He swallowed a pill for anxiety and went to sleep, again.
During the night someone entered in his room and started to stare at him. Brian woke up scared because he didn't know if this person was a thief or if it was just george looking for food.
- George if this is you I'm going to say these words again: THERE'S NO FOOD HERE
This person grabbed a knife, where there was Gordon Ramsay's autograph in it, and stabbed Brian till the death. BRIAN DIED.
- 3 DAYS AFTER -
- Oh my God, what are we going to do? - Said Ringo looking at Brian's corpse - We can't let the impress now about this.
- Let's burn it - Said Paul
- Okay, okay, but first lemme check something - John said while he was unzipping Brian's pants
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING JOHN?! - George said while he was eating a sandwich with a lot of bacon.
George, Ringo and Paul were watching John while he was taking Brian's underwear off of him.
- Ohohohoho yesssss that was what i imagined - John was very surprised - HIS DICK IS PALE HAHAH IT IS BIG THOUGH. HEY GUYS, C'MON GIVE A CHECK!!
George threw his sandwich at John.
- John, if you don't shut up now I'm going to beat you with my big...- Ringo stopped the phrase and thought better - Just shut up
- Okay, Ringo - He got disappointed - If we don't want the impress know about this, we need to find a clone.
Ringo picked up his phone and started calling for a lot of people
- Yes, yes... I know... But we need for today... REALLY? OKAY, THANK YOU! GOODBYE - I found someone.
His name was Claudio Montague, his face was exactly as Brian's. His body, the same as Brian's. He was practically, better than the original Brian.
- Hello, lads - Said Claudio - From now I am Brian Epstein and all of this has never happened.
- Can I see your dick? I'm just curious about it - Said John
- Yes.
3 weeks later Claudio and John married but while they were in their honeymoon Claudio died.
1 day after Claudio was replaced by someone
FRIAN IS REAL
