I woke up in the middle of the night to myself, with no blankets over me.
I was cold, freezing.
I needed someone warm, I needed someone green.
Then, I thought of Kermit, oh...how I loved him.
He was just everything you wanted in a guy.
Kermit had been gone for nearly 10 years now.
I turned to my side, signing because Kermit wasn't there.
Suddenly, someone poured tea on my back.
I jumped 7 feet in the air and realized while I was up there, that, that someone was Kermit.
I flew back down into his arms and cried.
It had been so long, since I had seen him.
He wrapped me in his arms and kissed my elbow, showing me true love.
I sneezed, showing my love back.
He smiled.
Next thing I know, he asks finally, if I want to be his girlfriend.
Of course, I said yes, who wouldn't.
So we kissed and he went inside my hair.
Like he does with all of his mates.
I smiled and went back to bed, finally with a blanket over me.
Okay this story is really weird so far, as you can tell, and it is probably going to get more weird. I swear I'm not a psychopath. So please don't judge me. T H I S I S J U S T F O R F U N. Okay, hopefully this didn't ruin your day. Bye peepers.
