This is probably going to be short, sorry.
I turned my head to the side and sighed.
It has been week and two days without seeing Kermit.
And I'm also stuck in a place with Shrek.
I don't know what to do anymore.
I haven't gone to the bathroom for at least four days because his bathroom smells like glitter.
I don't like the smell of glitter.
It reminds me of Glitter Girl.
That bitch tried to steal my man.
I remember the fight.
It was a purple day, a special day to our nation.
But Glitter Girl decided to show up and ruin it.
She even brought her husband and her boyfriend, Charley.
Charley brought his dogs btw.
She did bring her two kids, even though they are two dolls, (but don't tell her that, she will have an emotional and physical breakdown).
Anyways, I was thinking of Kermit, of course, when suddenly she came over and crossed her eyes at me.
I screamed and pushed her over.
She fell over and rolled around like a ball for awhile.
When she finally stopped she asked when Kermit was getting back.
I said "I don't know, thote."
She frowned at me.
She then said,
"You know I'm going to steal your man, because I joined a gang and they are going to help me, even the leader Yaya.."
She crossed her eyes again, I crinkled my nose, she continued.
"And Yaya is going to make sure I get Kermit, not you, you hoe, so you can go back to your sad, old, nasty, ugly, life!"
She then spit at my feet.
I had enough of her bullshit, so I pushed her down the stairs and left.
I thought she died, but she didn't, an article was posted about her a month ago, so sadly she was still alive.
I sighed again in the white room, needing Kermit to be there.
But still, there was no sign of him.
I then started to slowly cry.
I didn't stop crying, I just continued and continued.
Until I finally fell asleep.
Oops this is short, but at least it is a update. Please, don't think I'm a psychopath. Anyways, there is a new character! Some people who read this probably know who it is *wink wonk* Okay, I'm gonna go now, peace out peepers!!!!!!!!!
