Girl's POV
I woke up, only a couple hours later from falling asleep to something green in front of me.
I spoke out,
"Hello?"
The green blob slowly turned around, with something red on its face.
As I squinted my eyes, I realized it was of course Shrek and that he was just wearing lipstick.
When he saw that I was awake, he quickly wiped the lipstick off his face, then wiped his eyes like he had been crying.
Why would he be crying?
He is just a heartless monster, what would he cry about?
I decided to ask him.
"What happened to you Shrek?"
Shrek turned to me slowly, and grabbed a chair, and put it kinda near my "bed".
He took a breath and then looked up at me and started.
Shrek's POV
My life was great back then.
I had a wife, a best friend (who was a donkey), and three beautiful children.
I had everything I wanted.
But one day, when I was watching my children play in mud.
I saw something out of the corner of my eye.
It was...
A hunter.
No, not just one, there were at least 25.
I froze as an arrow shot out and hit my son.
He fell in the mud and drew his last breath quickly.
I cried out, as they grabbed my other two children.
They then grabbed me from behind my arms, and held me back.
Then they went inside my house and grabbed Fiona by her hair, dragging her outside.
Suddenly I smelled something cooking, I turned around slowly, and it was....
It was... Donkey...
I couldn't speak, I couldn't move, they had just killed my best friend.
A moment later, they tied my wife and I to a tree and tied our children to a tree across from us.
Then they started asking me questions, that I didn't even know the answer to.
Since I didn't know what they were talking about, they took my two children by their ears and threw them in the fire.
Fiona started sobbing loudly, calling out for her babies, but they were already gone.
The hunters got annoyed by Fiona, so they...they killed her.
I felt weak, I couldn't do anything, I couldn't save them.
The hunters eventually had enough of me, so they dumped me in a river and left me.
I sat in that river for while, I forgot how long I spent there because I wasn't paying attention to anything, not even time.
After a long time, I got up and decided I would kill all of those people who killed the most important people to me.
So that's when this strange person gave me a banana.
I ate the banana, of course because I was hungry.
Then I turned into this, and now I dedicate my life to fixing anything and everything that is wrong with this world.
Girl's POV
He got up from his chair and pushed it back to where it was.
"DON'T TELL ANYONE WHAT I JUST TOLD YOU OR ELSE!"
I rolled my eyes,
"Ok, I won't, calm down bish."
He growled at me, and spit some mud at me also.
"DON'T CALL ME A BISH, YOU BISH"
I just stayed still, waiting for him to leave.
He was about to leave when he turned around and said,
"Kermit misses you a lot you know, he's trying really hard to find you."
I smiled to myself.
"He's close."
Suddenly, Shrek left, without saying another word.
I continued to smile to myself.
My Kermit hadn't given up.
He's coming for me, I can feel it.
Kermit's POV
I'm almost there. croak.
Just a few more steps, and I can get the girl of my dreams back. croak.
Just one more step and she can come back to me. croak.
I find the door and slowly open it. croak.
There she is, more beautiful than anything else in this world. croak.
Her face immediately lights up when she sees me, I smile widely with tears in my eyes. croak.
She speaks out to me, "Kermit..." croak.
I speak out to her, "...Barbara..." croak.
Oh shittttttttttttt, her name has been said!!!! Or is it her name????? Well I guess you'll have to find out later on ;) Oh and they reuniteddddddd!!! YAYYYYYY!! And you peepers got most of Shrek's backstory, was it good? Or did I sound like a psychopath??? Well I hope you peepers enjoyed this chapter. See you laterrr!!!
