I wake up the next day, in a white room, in a brown bed.
I scream out for Kermit, but no one answers.
Suddenly, I hear footsteps coming towards me, I stop breathing.
Then, I feel something green touch me, it's Shrek.
I silently groan and pretend that I am still sleeping.
"I know you are AWAKE!"
My eyes open wide as I look up at him.
He growls, I snort.
"Why am I here?"
"Because you said YOU wanted to be in MY SWAMP!"
I roll my eyes, trying to not use my powers.
Shrek grins and says,
"IT'S BATH TIME"
I gasped as he pours mud over me.
"WHAT THE HELL"
I scream.
He laughs and says.
"I fart on the mud and the mud is you"
I then fart because well..... I had to fart.
Shrek's eyes go wide when he hears me fart.
"HEY WHY YOU FART, THAT'S GROSS, NOW I FART ON YOU!"
I start screaming, trying to use my powers but they aren't working.
I can't have Shrek fart on me, I can't die.
All of sudden, he farts, and green gas fills the room.
I shriek in horror as he keeps on farting.
Next thing I know, he is opening a chip bag...upside down.
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!!!! THAT'S WRONG!! NO!!!!!
"STOPPPP NO NO NO STOOOOPPPP!!!!!!!!"
I yell.
He then starts feeding me the chip bag upside down.
I push it away and wait for him to leave.
Finally he does and as he is about to close the door he says,
"HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN MY SWAMP!"
I turn to my side, wanting nothing more then to be by my Kermit.
Kermit's POV
I slide home from work, ready to see my beautiful girlfriend, croak.
As I look up, my house is gone, and I smell a weird green, croak.
I put my head to the ground and sniff, croak.
I smell someone and suddenly know who it is, croak.
"....Shrek....and?" croak.
I sniff again, croak.
"My girlfriend.." croak.
My eyes flood with tears, croak.
I wipe my tears away, trying to stay strong as a woman, croak.
I stand up and look up at the sky, seeing of course Shrek's face and say, croak.
"Give me back my girlfriend, you son of a bitch!" croak.
Well hopefully, you guys are not children reading this. Anyways, hope you peepers are enjoying the story!
DON'T DO DRUGS ;)
