A/n: 'message not sent' are the messages the sender deliberately didn't send. It's not because of their trashy Wifi hahaha, they chose not to send it!
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Bangtan squad
Dance monster:
Who's watching porn with me tonight?Dance monster:
Got a 32 GB full of some good shitSunshine hobi:
Eh? I'm not seeing your boner rise againSunshine hobi:
I STILL GET NIGHTMARESTaetaebear:
I wanna watch anime! And oh ZOOTOPIASwaeg yoongs:
You guys forgot we have children hereJungkookie:
I'm here!Jungkookie:
What are yall talking about?Dance monster:
KookieSunshine hobi:
Don't scroll up the messagesDance monster:
Yep don'tHandsome jinie:
Yo guysHandsome jinie:
WHAT THE HELLHandsome jinie:
I TOLD YOU NOT TO TALK ABOUT ADULT STUFF HERE WHAT THE HELL NAMJOON?Dance monster:
Oops someone just called me gtg byeHandsome jinie:
IF SOMEONE CALLED YOU HOW ARE YOU EVEN REPLYING YOU-Jungkookie:
Come on hyung I know all those stuff alreadyJungkookie:
You don't have to be careful :)Handsome jinie:
....Handsome jinie:
Don't tell me you've watched porn alreadyHandsome jinie:
NAMJOON?Dance monster:
I didn't make him watch it I SWEARSwaeg yoongs:
I'm done with this shit byeHandsome jinie:
Don't you dare leave this chat Yoongi.Handsome jinie:
Are you afraid because you were the one who showed him?Taetaebear:
WHO WANNA WATCH ZOOTOPIA WITH METaetaebear:
None of you reply to meTaetaebear:
You're all mean :(Chiminie chimchim:
I will watch with you :)Jungkookie:
I WANT TO ME TOO DON'T LEAVE ME OUTJungkookie:
BTW where were you till now jiminie hyung?Sweag yoongs:
Flirting with girls what else?Chiminie chimchim:
Hey! I was not!Handsome jinie:
Namjoon, yoongi and hoseok you guys meet me in our other gcJungkookie:
The adult one?Taetaebear:
When are you gonna add us there too?Handsome jinie:
Soon. I've brought some chips and drinks. Chips are on the cabinet, drinks in the freezer. Enjoy them while you're watching moviesTaetaebear:
YAYChiminie chimchim:
HYUNG IS THE BESTJungkookie:
Wait before you all goJungkookie:
I came here to ask you all somethingDance monster:
Yeah kookie?Handsome jinie:
you were here the whole time namjoon?Jungkookie:
How do you understand a girl?Sunshine hobi:
What?Chiminie chimchim:
what?Taetaebear:
OMG WHATSwaeg yoongs:
...Dance monster:
what the fuck?Handsome jinie:
What?Handsome jinie:
MIND YOUR LANGUAGE NAMJOON
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Midnight Advisor | Jungkook [√]
Fanfiction[PLEASE READ DISCLAIMER] "Hello, this is midnight advisor! Having a problem getting it up with your boyfriend? I'm always here to-" "I just wanted to say that I was trying to kill myself a few minutes ago." "Oh, shoot!" Highest: 1 IN FANFICTION ...