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"Hello, this is midnight advisor! Having a problem getting it up with your boyfriend? I'm always here to-"
"I just wanted to say that I was trying to kill myself a few minutes ago."
"Oh, shoot!"
Highest:
1 IN FANFICTION
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YoonNami: LIKE IT'S REAL LIFE MYSTIC MESSENGER ASFJGDHK SOMEONE STOP ME I'M NUTTING SO HARD
Lee Hara: what o.o
YoonNami: You meeting jungkook! Idk why it suddenly gave me the mystic messenger feels
YoonNami: NOW I HAVE CHILLS ALL OVER
YoonNami: LIKE I HAD SUCH A BIG CRUSH ON JUMIN HAN
YoonNami: BUT PEOPLE SHIP HIM WITH ZEN AND THAT'S OKAY TOO CAUSE I LIVE FOR YAOI
Lee Hara: Wow now that you say so
Lee Hara: Jungkook feels like 707 sometimes to be honest. He's such a meme!
YoonNami: IFKR BITCH YOU BETTER NOT LET HIM GO
YoonNami: Look at me I still have anime crushes
YoonNami: And then there's my baby hara that got so big suddenly. She has a boyfriend now and she's meeting him tomorrow
YoonNami: Idk why I'm crying like-
YoonNami: HOW DID MY BABY GROW UP SO FAST
YoonNami: AND WHY AM I SUCH A MESS
YoonNami: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M ON MY PERIOD
Lee Hara: Ah nami did you take your medicine for cramps?
Lee Hara: I'll come by later. Mom made pudding last night. You crave for sweets on your period, don't you?
YoonNami: I'm on ugly tears...
YoonNami: COME TO MAMA
Lee Hara: Nami
Lee Hara: I feel so anxious.. And nervous
Lee Hara: I feel like I'm getting a fever again.
Lee Hara: My hands keeps sweating and I can't rest at all. What if he doesn't like me?
Lee Hara: There's nothing to like about me. My personality is nothing special and I look ugly too.
Lee Hara: What do I do? Should I cancel meeting him?
Lee Hara: I'm so afraid...
YoonNami: See this hand right here?
YoonNami: It's gonna slap you so hard you'll find yourself out of this galaxy
YoonNami: Bitch be proud of yourself. If I was a guy I'd date the fuck out of you
YoonNami: Come by my house tomorrow I'll do your makeup and you can wear any dress of mine you'd like cause sweety I know you're already insecure about your closet
YoonNami: BISH YOU BETTER THINK YOU'RE FAB OR ELSE
Lee Hara: Thanks nami..
Lee Hara: I feel at ease now. I'm taking deep breaths
YoonNami: Yeah don't be sad and all. It's gonna be your best day tomorrow
YoonNami: Wanna hear a sad thing bout me though? You'll feel better
YoonNami:
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Even wonho has bigger boobs than me :'(
Lee Hara: Hahahaha Nami
Lee Hara: I love you. :')
--- A/n: okay but I love nami so frigging much I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE A BOOK ON HER!