Danosaur: a pleasant beginning of day to you too, Brendon Boyd Urie.
Shrek: bitch we don't speak that old timey shit
Sk8erGurl: technically we never did.
Shrek: who the fuck cares
Ryrosaur: Brendon answer me
BreadbinUrine: sorry I was going to later
Ryrosaur: ugh
RayFish: guys I just found a sticky note in my hair that said 'Dear Future Me,This is a test. I'm seeing how long it will take for you to find this. This sticky note has been lost in the fro since July 29.' Guys it's August 17th.
S.S. Spencer: wth
NotAshley: that's some weird shit
D.W.: when was the last time you washed your hair
RayFish: I wash it, but I guess not thoroughly enough.
Shrek: I'm listening to Stacy's Mom
GeeWeed: and why is this important?
Sk8erGurl: why is it important? WhY iS iT ImPoRtAnt? STACY'S MOM IS A VERY IMPORTANT SONG AND WE MUST KNOW WHEN SOMEONE IS LISTENING TO IT. THIS SONG IS– YKNOW WHAT? IM NOT GONNA EXPLAIN. YOU DONT DESERVE THIS.
GeeWeed: ?
Shrek: wow
Shrek: I feel honored- you really stood up for me?
Sk8erGurl: I stood up for the song
Sk8erGurl: it's like the songs Sk8erBoi, Jessie's Girl, and Girlfriend. We must know if you are listening to those songs
FrnkXO: wait so you aren't actually a skater girl
Sk8erGurl: no
D.W.: guys vgsyikgd
HeyHeyItsHayley: ?
D.W.: guys vgsyikgd
Lion🐯: what
ImaginaryFren: he said vgsyikgd
GeeWeed: what
BreadbinUrine: he said vgsyikgd
MichaelMafia: what
Donkey: he said vgsyikgd
D.W.: I said vgsyikgd because I was at the grocery store in the bread aisle and this hand pushed all the bread down from the other side then handed me tickets to see Ke$ha live
Danosaur: are you serious
D.W.:
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Danosaur: WHAT
NotAshley: HOLY SHIT
NotAshley: THERES TWO
D.W.: Lelz I don't even like Ke$ha
Ryrosaur: well we have tickets so
Shrek: it's a once in a lifetime experience
TacoBellDevotee: wth is going on here
MichaelMafia: Dallon has tickets to a Ke$ha show and I'm going
GeeWeed: haha no
D.W.: I'm not going. Mikey and somebody else can go
TacoBellDevotee: this is all very strange
NotAshley: Y'know if nobody's stepping up
MichaelMafia: ok so it's me and Halsey
GeeWeed: Mikey, you're not going to a Ke$ha concert
MichaelMafia: Gerard, you're only 3 years older than me. I'm not some kind of fragile toddler that needs to be protected at all times.
Mama Stump: I hate to say this Gerard, but Mikey's right. He's 15 now, and he'll be going with Halsey. Let him.
GeeWeed: well shit
GeeWeed: you got me there, mom
MichaelMafia: so I'm going?
GeeWeed: yeah I guess. Dallon, where is it?
D.W.: Maine...
GeeWeed: ok.
D.W.: really? Wow plot twist
NotAshley: Moikey we're gonna have so much fun
MichaelMafia: yeah! Yay!
S.S. Spencer: you sound sarcastic why are you such a grammar nazi
MichaelMafia: because I want to make sense
Lurker has deleted Sk8erGurl from the chat
Lurker: I talked to her and we agreed she didn't belong here
BreadbinUrine: oH THANK GOD
BreadbinUrine: I FELT INSECURE I CAN BE MYSELF NOW
Lurker: ...
Shrek: I understand. It was awkward knowing she was twelve
Lurker: she's literally the least innocent person I know
