Stinky old man x pasta (nudoc)

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Oofdoc was watching the nasty stuff in his room,he was aLSO BEATING HIS ME A T,(not like he had much) while music was playing in the bacKGROUND SO THEY COULDN'T HEAR HIM M O A NINg AT THE NASTY STUFF.
"So what's a nice place like this,doing around people like us,So what's a nice place doing around people like us"

(IF YOU KNOW THIS SONG ILL FUCKING LOVE YOU 4EVER)

THe music stopped and moissstduuuck didn't hear the music stop cause he was mOANING too loud,
"YEAH SHOW ME URANUS MRS.NUGGY"Cockdoc got a little too excited.

"YOU OLD FUCKING BASTARD COULD YOU PLEASE SHU T U R FUC KING MOTHU" PooooDnle bursted threw the bEAUTIFUL y E Ll Oe DooR,
"FRICK,GET OUT PASTA"
moIStttFuck kept bEATING
HI s M E AT, BUt then he s a w p a stus
anD ShE lOoKed gOOD,
"MOmmmdoc,y ou r e hoT leTs sEx" nUdlE saT neXt To HiM
"Sure,let's just ignore the fact that I'm like 94749303847 years old and you just came out of your mother's womb,and that I might go to jail cause I'm having sex with a child"
"Oof k bitch lel xdxd"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodle ag read
(NAS T Y S T U FF F FF D F F F F KSI)

9 MONThs LA TE R

NODLEEE HAD A BLUE CHild
His name was Alberto Alejandro Rodriguez Quintanilla Guerrero De La Santa Maria Margarito San Angel Del Guardia Pinche Hijo De Puta Tamal Quesadilla Burrito Trump Steven Smith Niccals
For some reason NuuuuFle had an attraction to long ass Mexican names so that was his whole name.
By the time he was 1 4,mOiiiiiStdoc died cause he bEAT HIS ME AT too much,so Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodle came out and said thaAtst
69d was the actual  d a d
And liKe he was frickin dumb he accepted it.
By the time NoooLd was 28 she had 9238489494948373839 kids,and not one of them was 87d's actual kid.
Even Russel got a hit,but not 9373d

K BITCHES THATS IT
IF YOU HAVE ANY REQUEST COMMENT IT DOWN BELOW K BYE
(I LOVE YOU FUCKERS)

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