Russle x Del

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Mr.Thiccass woke up with a huge gape in his a s s s s s s s ,his cheeks were s p r e a d e d ,he started investigating on why his legs were now like 92738 inches apart,so crab-walked over to midingdoc's room.
And he saw him bEATING HIS G REEN
STINK Y M E A T TO THE NA S T Y STUFF,AND HE Said to himself
"HIS MEAT IS TO T IN Y FUR THIS MESs AJSHDBDNDOFN" RUldlSe was weeeeezing so hard mUrfag heard his gaping h o l e f lapping LOU D,
"You FRICKING FAGITOLY™"HE LOcked his dur in ruSdlew's fAce.
So he crab-walked to surts pAuts rooooooooooom and he saw NuDle and Attractiveoldman playing 'Dos™'
(Off brand Uno™)
"HA BITCH I BEAT YOU,EAT MY ASS 10 MINUTES" NOOOOooodle smacked her deck of cards on a dildo,
"FRICKING HECK,URANUS IS SMELLy,HOW BOUT YOUE EAT MY DICK 10 MINUTES...oh hi Russsssl how can me and my lovely adopted Japanese christian sister help you"
Mr.PotDick looked at him,
"OH FRICK OFF YOU SINNER" Nilde stomped off to theeee oven.
"Well you see you fucking pot head I have a huge gape in my n o no area,do you know who could have done it?"
Russdoc (is gay) looked at himmmm,
"I saw Dell™ walking around last night,and it seemed he was carrying someone with him,I also heard LOUD FUCKING MOANS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT,HE MOANED AT LEAST THIS LOUD 'OOOOOOOOOOOAHHH' "
BY THE TIme he finished his moan he saw that russsllllee was crab-runNING back to his room.
"SHIT SHIT SHIT SHSIT SHIT SHIT DHIT SHT HSIR SHIT SHIT DHIST SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT HDIFH SJSDN"
RUsle reached for Deeelll's diary note book thing that he stores in his toilet.
'DEAR FUCKING DIARY
RUSSLE NEVER FUCKING GKT ME ANY GHOST ASS,SO I HAD TK GET SOME PAY BACK CAUEE I WAS GETTING TO HOOOORNY,SO I DTOLE HIS BUTTGINITY WHILE HE SLEPT,I hope he don't notice,eventho I left A HUGE FUCLING GAPE IN H OLE or nuggy cause he think he cute but he ain't' (yes he is).
RuSsLe e cr i cause he said he wasn't cut e,and also cause he got a hole in his nugggggggY.
"aww man, I thought I wus cut e e e e
But guess not,the frick am I gonna do with this h ole h e r e"

THREEEEEE AND A HALF MOTHS LATEER
*in a storing shop*
Rusld e found a job in a storing place where he could rent his ho le for people to use and to store their shit.
RuSsLe e e grew old and died but no one noticed cause it already smelled like ass there anyway

THE END
AYE FRICKERS I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IF YOU HSVE ANY REQUEST TELL ME YOU FAGGITINIES.
K BYE .

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