nussel (Russel and his dau- erm i mean noodle)

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Rissel Hobbinsky was sleeping in his closet.
When all of a sudden noDilE shoved a Gameboy™ up his ass, "OOF" Brissel was w o k e and he lik what noodlE did,he found kindness and pleasure in pastas actions.

Later that day Brussel was frying sum eel in the toilet.

When nudlE got all HoRnY and wanted her dad to shove his eel up her b u n g h o l e.

"Wussel I want the fuCk" she pronounced perfectly
Grussel got turned on instantly by her perfect pronunciation.

"Okay let's just completely ignore the fact that I raised you and you're practically my daughter" he smeiled
"Lol k xdxd" stickle kayed him.

"OoF!1!1!1!1!1!" NooDlie died bc hurrsle destroyed hEr skinnY boDy.

*During funeral*
Russile threw ramen in a whole and said "Thanks we didn't wanna pay for the funeral" and ran away .

Li Final

If you don't get that last paragraph.. Who are you?
Iwant2die:D

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