On the morning of Tuesday, october 27, 1999, a legend was born. This legend was named Jack Swagger. His parents, Mr. and Mrs. Swagger, knew right away that there son would change the world.
When the Swagger's left the hospital after Jack's birth, Jack said his first 'baby words'. "Nae Nae." Jack said as his parents buckled him into his car seat.
That day, when they got home, Jack's parents gave him a tour of the house. "Nae Nae, Nae Nae." Is all he said as he looked around.
The first night home was no biggie, he slept in his parents room and he didn't even wake up and start crying like most babies would. Then, disaster struck. Someone had snuck into the house. When the burglar reached Mr. and Mrs. Swagger's room he snatched Jack right out of his crib.
They went into the living room where no one would here them, Jack still asleep. The masked menace then pulled out his phone, opened up Instagram, and took a picture of little baby Jack. He entered the hashtags after he chooses the perfect filter.
#swag #sweg #selfie #hood #love #like #chillingwithmyladies #borninthehood #nofilter #wcw #mcm #tbt #ss #ootd
These are what the hashtags the hooded man had said. Then some lights went off that were coming from Jack's parents bedroom. "You'll think me later kid." He said. He clicked post. Right away. 17 likes. Refresh. 38 likes. Refresh. 109 likes. "I now summon the swag gods to release their swag magic upon thee." The burglar ran.
That night changed Jack forever. The parents called the cops and picked up baby Jack. Next to him was a phone. Mrs. Swagger was horrified to see a picture of her one day old son. She slid her finger to the refresh button on accident and saw... 9,737,455 likes.
She checked her son. Nothing seemed unusual. The cops arrived and told them that no one had entered the house and that the phone was unexplainable. That phone had no contacts, no number, only one app. Instagram.
Mr. and Mrs. Swagger came to the conclusion that Jack must've just crawled out of his crip and into the living room.
Something changed Jack that night. Something swaggy. His life would never be the same.
