Buddies

Ze Hunt For Food, You Foof

As I was sitting next to Vio, I heard my stomach growl from hunger. My face turned red from embarrassment and I took a step away from him, "so uh... where are we going to find food?" I asked nervously.

"Green's smart, I'm sure he brought some!" Red responded cheerfully.

"I could try to kill these cucco fairies." Ivory said, stabbing the sky dumbly. We found out she had eaten some bad mushrooms before, and would be no help for the next few hours. She suddenly became wide eyed, "oh, wait. Das a bad idea. Don't hurt the cuccos!" I starred at her, "how did you even-" I sighed while in the middle of speaking, "well, let's just not let her out of our sight while we search for some food."

Ivory backed herself into a tree, her sword waving dangerously around her. "Ain't no cucco fairies gonna get me today. I won't let them."

Blue sighed very loudly to show just how irritated he was, "you're such an idiot Ivory! Now we have to watch you and find some food!" He shouted at her. While he did so, none of us noticed that Red Link was off looking at a group of wild Cuccos.

"Hey!" Red shouted, "I bet if we whack these things with our swords it'll refill the energy!" Vio opened his mouth to warn Red while we all watched with our eyes wide, but before anyone could stop him... Red smashed his sword right into a Cucco. "You shouldn't have done that." Vio said in his usual casual tone. Just then, a swarm of Cuccos surrounded us. "We're going to die." I said. "Great Red! Just look at what you did!" Blue yelled angrily.

"I WARNED YOU! NOW YOU MUST REAP THE SEEDS YOU HAVE SOWN! LET ARMA-CHICKEN RAIN DOWN UPON US! LEEEEEROOOOY JENKINS." Ivory shouted diving into the thick of it.

"Maybe we should run for cover..." Vio said trying to be helpful. "And where at Mister I Know Everything?! In case you haven't noticed there is no place to run!" Vio gave Blue a slight glare, "I was just trying to be helpful. At least I have a brain, unlike you." Blue proceeded to grab Vio by the collar of his shirt. Let the fighting begin.

"Guys! If we don't focus we're going to die!" Green interrupted. "I mean, if you want to die go ahead, we only need four swords." Blue threw my senpai- I mean! Uh... V-vio on the ground and got right up in Greens face. "The only one that's gonna die here is you! I'll kill ya myself!" I ran over to Vio, who was already standing again and trying to act calm. Sometimes I wonder how he truly feels. I guess I would know seeing as how I am him. "Whoa whoa whoa! Calm down Blue!" Green said looking at a very ticked off blue version of himself.

All of a sudden, I heard sobbing from beside me. I turned to face a very upset Red, "Green hates us! He just wants us so he can use the sword!" My eyes widened as I looked at the little guy, "I'm sure he didn't mean it!" I said trying to be comforting, however he just continued to cry.

It was as if Green noticed he had offended Red, because he ignored Blue and walked over to Red. "That's not what I meant... I just needed something to say to try to get the two to focus."

"You think I wasn't focusing?" Vio asked, "I can handle fighting off Blue and all of these Cuccos if I need to." I looked at him for a second before saying, "and how do you plan on doing that when Cuccos can't die?" Vio looked at me with a cocky yet calm grin, "well, they eventually stop attacking, so if we can survive long enough for them to leave us alone, we win."

"COME AT ME FOWL BEASTS. WHAT ARE YOU, CHICKEN?" Ivory shouted before passing out cold. She was swarmed in Cuccos, but lucky for her they just nested there.

I decided that it might be best for me to climb a tree to get away from the Cuccos that were now flying at all of us. Red was running away, Vio was blocking with his sword, Blue was punching them, and Green seemed to be doing fine by spin attacking. I climbed further up the tree until I was out of their reach. However, to my horror, the Cuccos began to work as a team. I watched them closely trying to figure out what they were doing. My eyes widened as I noticed they were working as one and formed a hand that came flying up to me. I quickly began to climb further, but it was too late. I was grabbed by the giant Cucco hand and dragged down the tree. "No nononono!" I cried as I dug my nails into the ground in hopes I wouldn't be dragged away forever.

Then ivory woke up with a start. "SEEDS!" She shouted and threw a pouch from her belt that I assumed contained rupees but in fact contained seeds. he Cuccos all stopped at once and turned towards the bag. They all dove for it leaving us to attack the bag. "FLY YOU FOOFS!" Ivory said running as fast as she could picking Blue and me up and slinging us over each of her shoulders. Vio grabbed Red's hand pulling him along and Green didn't lag far behind.

"You idiot!" Blue shouted bonking Red on his head. "You almost got us killed!" Red teared up. "I'm sorry! I didn't know!" I was rocking back and forth with a few loose feathers stuck in my hair, "I was almost eaten by Cuccos." Green tried calming everyone down, "at least its over right? Let's just focus on the quest at hand."

Vio decided to speak up, "Green's right, princess Zelda isn't getting any safer with us arguing right now." Ivory was busy picking feathers out of everyone's clothing while Blue took it upon himself to angrily start a fire. They were all still hungry, so Vio and Green went out find something hopefully close to camp. Luckily they did find some fruit, which would tide them all off at least for a little bit.

Now all they needed was rest, and hopefully less Cuccos to deal with.

Hopefully.