Buddies

Crash Landings

          While they were yelling at each other for a very pointless reason, I had the most wonderful idea a Hylian could ever have. "How about we all get in the boat?" I asked.

"I was going to say that!" Blue shouted.

"Calm down Mr. anger issues." I stated, "it was just an idea. Gosh!" I rolled my eyes teasingly before climbing in the boat. "This boat better not crash, I don't how to swim."

Eventually we all got in the boat, don't ask me how we all fit in the tiny wooden water mobile, my guess is that the Goddesses shrunk us or something.

"Death Mountain here we come!" Red yelled enthusiastically. "That place sounds bad for your health." Ivory chided in. At this point most of us just accepted her lame jokes and kept on keeping on.

A few minutes passed before he spoke again, "it's so peaceful paddling down the river!"

"And it's fast!" Blue added.

"Amazing observation. Might I introduce you to my friend Shiz Sherlock? First name No?" Ivory chided. Blue just glared.

"Yeah!" Green stated, "there's beautiful scenery and the water feels good too!"

I noticed Vio looked up towards the mountain ahead of us, "something bothers me though."

"Are you really feeling it?" I asked with a smirk embracing my cringe worthy references that only Ivory would understand.

"Uh... no." Vio responded.

"Darn it!" I yelled when he rejected my call to fangirl. "So then, what are you feeling?"

"Well uh..." Vio began, "we're trying to get to that mountain right?" He asked and pointed to Death Mountain.

"No, we're trying to not go there. Oh and also not save princess Zelda." I responded sarcastically before gasping and glaring at Ivory, "why are you rubbing off on me?!"

She turned a sly smile my way, a twinkle in her eye.

"Well," blue immediately knew what she was about to do. "I guess you could say," blue was lifting his fist ready to strike the dolt for the sin she was about to commit. "Ivoreally lived up to my resPUNsibility." Blues fist came down oh her, but she only went down with a fit of giggles. "It wasn't even That good this time."

"Well if you need to know why I asked, it's because that mountain is getting smaller and smaller as we go."

"Maybe it's because we're moving downstream." Blue said.

"... And the mountain is upstream from here..." Grenn added.

Red smiled brightly and pointed his finger upwards, "that's gotta be it!" He said excitedly.

"Oh great." I said before everyone went quiet for a while as the boat continued to take us farther away from our destination.

Out of the blue an oar came crashing down on Red's head and breaking. I looked up with wide eyes only to see a furious looking Blue Link holding a now broken oar.

"Ooowwwwww!" Red cried loud enough that I couldn't hear what Blue was yelling.

"What are you doing Blue?!" I yelled.

"This is his fault-" He cut himself off and looked over at Ivory and myself, "NO! IT'S YOUR FAULT! SHE FOUND THE BOAT AND YOU WANTED TO GET IN IT!" He yelled ticked off. He's going to kill us! Luckily something huge that tipped the boat over and saved Ivory and I from Blue's rage.

Ivory surfaced slowly from the now murky water like an alligator. "Something smells fishy." Everyone groaned temporarily forgetting that a giant monster could eat them. "I mean that figuratively as well as quite literally."

Just then a Lizalfos jumped out of the water trying to land on top of one of the floating heroes.

"WHAT IS THAT MONSTROSITY?!" I yelled before remembering I couldn't swim. "VIO SAVE ME! I'M GOING TO DIE!" I began freaking out and trying to stay above the water.

It landed only a few inches from Blue and Ivory who looked at each other with a mutual understanding before they lifted their swords at the same time staging the water between them where the lizalfos landed with a splash.

I could feel Vio's look of annoyance as he swam to me and helped me up so I wouldn't drown, "looks like Blue And Ivory have this covered." He said calmly while swimming to shore with me.

Green and Red got the boat and hauled it to shore as well.

"You're right Vio! Things are going swimmingly!" Ivory shouted before stabbing the water again, this time nicking the lizalfos.

"Oh be quiet and kill the darn lizard already!" Blue and Vio shouted at her, to which she went under the water and got the lizalfos in a chokehold.

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?" She shouted while holding it in the chokehold above the water.

"That girl is serious business sometimes." I said, "don't mess with her."

"Ya goddarn right" she lifted kindness aloft her head saying "I AM THE ONE WHO INSERTS!" (haha, do any of you watch CaptainSparklez?) As she plunged the blade into the creature with a monstrous howl as it died.

They swam to shore right after, and retrieved the boat. "Well uh," I began, "that was fun." I then shook myself like an animal to dry off. It was really weird though because my tail just poofed out like it wasn't a cat's tail anymore. But it felt so natural.

"You" Ivory started. "IDIOT!" everyone looked at her bug eyed stare that was for some reason directed at me. "YOU'RE NOT A CAT AT ALL. YOU LOYED TO MEE. HOW DARE." Everyone looked at me weirdly. "Your as sly as you are cute..." she paused, "and just as foxy." She waggled her eyebrows suggestively as Blue broke the only other oar on the boat over her head.

"So she's a fox huh? somehow I like that more than the cat." Vio said cooly.

Blue rolled his eyes and we all pushed the boat back into the water and got in it.

As we continued floating downstream Blue started yelling at everyone, "why did we get back in the boat?!"

"Why wood'nt we? We still need to travel downstream." Ivory rolled her eyes.

"Actually," Vio said, "we need to be going upstream."

"Yeah idiot!" Blue shouted to Ivory.

"Everyone shut up and look ahead!" I screamed, "it's a waterfall! I knew I was going to die!! Not to complain, but I'd hoped I wouldn't be dying with you losers!" I paused for a moment realizing what I said, "oh but uh... V-Vio is cool..."

"Find something to row with oar we're going to go over!" Green yelled, probably making that pun by mistake.

"It's too late!" I screamed, "we're gonna die!"

"GUESS WHO'S FAULT THAT IS? IF ONLY I HAD AN OAR! BUT NOOOOOOOOOO. THE SHIP IS SINKING AND IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT BLUE!" She took a deep breath before saluting. "It was an honor to serve with you gentlemen, and m'lady"

"But I don't want to die!" Red cried while Blue shouted, "we're not going to die you idiots!!" And just like that, the boat crashed.