holidate ➳ chanyeol

two

CHAPITRE DUEX: the girl

❮ HALLOWEEN ❯

Chanyeol smirked, running his hand through his hair for the billionth time attempting to woo over his precise target, who was just in utter confusion.

although he was acting coolly outside, inside, behind his suave and handsome facade, he literally was trembling. his heart was beating way too fast to be called normal. he could practically taste defeat at the finish. he was ready to apologize profusely and move onto his next failure. 

the girl takes a deep breath and chanyeol's blood pressure reaches the near-fainting point.

"excuse me?" the girl chanyeol approached starts as chanyeol takes a deep, heavy breath in suspense.

here it comes...

here is fucking comes, chanyeol you stupid idiot!

she opens her mouth once again to reply,

he can already see the light, welcoming him.

"i have a girlfriend." the girl says apologetically, smiling sheepishly.

fuck.

he could hear kai laughing his freaking head off in the background.

"ooh-uh-umm th-thats okay i am s-so sorry bye im REALLY sorry i d-disturbed you bye." chanyeol nervously tells her, hands shaking as he nervously slinks back to his friends.

"HAHAHAHA-THAT WAS SO STUPID YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU CHOKED ON A PEANUT WHEN SHE TOLD YOU SHE WAS TAKEN-HAHAHAHAHA" kai breathlessly howled, crumpling to the floor like a piece of paper, still laughing as chanyeol wanted to cut off his tiny microscopic penis and feed it to a cockroach while he stabs him repeatedly in the throat. 

"can you fucking shut up at least i tried you sick old scarecrow." spat chanyeol; shooting imaginary knives at the boy on the ground. "i hope kids trample over your ugly face, asshole." 

"ughh, i want my twenty dollars, chanyeol! are you not hot enough!?" sehun groans, exasperated at their many failed attempts, while kai was having the time of his life.

trying to annoy the already unsatisfactory chanyeol even more, kai speaks again. "I CANT BREATHE HAHAHAHAH I TOLD YOU HE'S TOO UGLY." kai laughs, desperately unable to stop himself. 

"can you fuck off for once you measly shithead i hope you die." chanyeol angrily kicks kai on the ground, earning chanyeol a groan of sharp pain from kai, while sehun stays silent, trying to find out another possible match for poor chanyeol, who usually gets the most girls out of the three mates. 

"fine chanyeol, since it's getting late, ill give you one a last chance and the we'll let you off and the bet will finish. just one chance." sehun stares at chanyeol seriously, as if chanyeol was a spy and was suppose to steal something really valuable. "come on chanyeol! i need my twenty dollars here! do your very best!" sehun whispers to chanyeol as kai finally gets up from the ground, dusting himself off.

"or you can just do your worst and fail horribly as the glorious twenty dollars goes to me." kai shrugs, grinning, as if he was taunting chanyeol.

at the pressuring words that his peers lay on him, chanyeol tries to relax, ease himself up, trying to give himself meaningless pep talks. chanyeol then took a deep breath, centering his powerful charisma, checking his book of getting the ladies for the best moves that has worked in the past.