Times I was sarcastic to my friend's crush

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This one's dedicated to you EphemeralHypnos
This will be ranked by most to least sarcastic/brutally honest.
1. That time we he was in my class and we had to draw self portraits. He asked me how I liked his drawing. Guess what I said? I said it that it looks like the zodiac killer. Well I mean it did look like a younger version though. Police sketch of the zodiac killer for reference:

 Police sketch of the zodiac killer for reference:

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2. Heheh I just remembered this. One time he brought in a picture of himself when he was younger. Guess what I said? It was a pretty girl. I didn't know it was him. He had really long hair in the picture so how was I supposed to know?! He never told me it was him.

3. One time he said to me, "Hey, I haven't talked to you in a long time what's up?" Guess what I said? I said, "the sky." Well the sky is up. He walked right into that one.

4. Probably more because I used to be really close friends with him...

Sorry EphemeralHypnos I can't help it I'm sort of honest. I'm also extremely sarcastic so...

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