^^"I'm ist Todstunde."
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*Trigger warning, some may be highly offensive*
"I think I got a lil bit of cocaine in that mini pizza"
"I like my women how I like my coffee.. Without a penis"
"My hair is blonde, my eyebrows are Cheetos, and I suck dick"
"It's not stalking if they don't know about it"
"Two in the pink, one in the stink, Charlotte will you go on a date?"
"You call this romance Charlotte? You call this handupass handupass handupass handupass"
"It's cannon in the bible that Jesus called the Roman Senate a pack of Rolaids"
"Standing outside your window, with my nose against the glass.. Want me to shove my dick in, you ask?"
"This is the police. Come out with a hand on your head, and one in your ass. If you don't comply, we will have to tase you and tease you."
"There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's acoderments"
"They threw Jewish cookies at my home"
"I've killed more cunts than cervical cancer"
"Going to McDonalds for a salad, is like going to a prostitute for hugs."
"All in the end it doesn't even matter because there is a penis in my ass"
"Check out my mother foop can sleep bitch ass niggas. Fuck is YAL niggas, YAL"
"Oiolgiogaloliaglasol drag ur dick across my ass"
"20 days on the ghetto 20 days in the bitch. Sometimes the police come for me"
"Whenever I hear you laugh, I put my hands down my pan-daloons and shlick myself into a retarded"
"That's right, I'll have myself killed whilst fucking your corpse"
"You've been fingered, but have you been toed? Yes please"
"The boss of the applesauce? More like the boss of my ass."
"When your life falls apart, kick it under the fridge and no one will notice."
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That's all for tonight.
