Keywords for those who don't know:
(y/n) — your name
(h/c) — hair color
(e/c) — eye color
(f/c) — favorite color
Dont hate me.
Once upon a time, JT Sexkik was looking through some Yahoo questions about Weegee boards. Then, suddenly, he felt a weird urge to go into the deep web. In response to this urge, he turned off his computer and went outside to find the nearest Burger King and blow it up from the inside.
JT eventually did find a Kurger Bing, going inside to sit down where people were sitting. "Can I not have you on my lap?" Some prignit woman asked him. "I don't know—can you?" The woman then shot a projectile babbie at him, of which made him fly into a different seat. Despite this, he continued to sit on the pregnant woman as if that never happened.
What is the point of this, you ask? Well, I will tell you right now.
It wasn't the fact he was sitting on a prenangnunt woman that made his TV head go spinning like a record. No; it was a girl sitting at a different table waiting for what may have been her 14th cheeseburger.
JT analysed the girl with his TV eyes. She was making his digital wee-wee grow with her (h/c) eyes. Her (e/c) hair was however the reader may have it, because Jev is too lazy to write that part. JT knew that he couldn't let this girl leave forever, so he did what he was told to by instinct.
He stopped sitting on the prangent wamon, randomly imploding like a supernova and teleporting in front of this girl. He stared right through her soul for a few seconds, before she did the same thing back and gave him internal nightmares. In response to this, he didn't emotionally react at all, and sat down in the seat before her. After subtly reading her body language to make sure she wasn't about to slap him with her hand, he spoke up in a rather quiet voice. Although, by quiet voice, I mean he didn't speak at all. "Hello... I'm JT—what's your name?"
Huehue 364 words for the first chapter I should just die right now that would probably make JT happy if he's reading this lmao
