Well you guys seemed to like the last chapter (lmao nobody has read it yet)
"Hello... I'm JT-what's your name?"
"I'm (y/n)," the female homosapien said. She somehow ate her 14th cheeseburger in one bite without choking or making a mess. JT completely ignored this, however, and shoved her 15th cheeseburger against his screen as an attempt to consume it. Somehow, doing that actually did make him consume it, but the way that works is a black magic that only he would understand.
The girl ignored the fact he just took a cheeseburger away from her, deciding that he was a cool guy judging by the way he was sitting on that pregnant witch-vegan earlier. "I was just going to ask; would you, maybe, like for me to take you out somewhere? It's just an offer-you don't have to accept if you don't want to," JT offered. The girl thought about it for a moment, but decided to say yes, to his pleasure and future dismay. Why was it future dismay?
He was about to get himself in trouble.
🐶🐺~Timeskip of gay emojis~🐶🐺
(Your P.O.V.)
You had both seriously derped out during your time together-JT somehow got you and himself drunk without going near alcohol. From there, everything happened all at once until you ended up where you were now; at his house, giggling uncontrollably at cringy fanfictions much like this one. For all I know, you could be reading this one. After a while of this, JT started to go noticeably quiet. You, being that one person who isn't a pregnant vegan, took the liberty of not being sober to ask him what was wrong.
"Eh... nothing, really. I just-" he cut himself short, not knowing what to say. Mentally, he decided that now would be the best time to admit how he felt about you, but you obviously didn't know that. He struggled to get his thoughts out as he seemed to almost cower under your confused gaze. "I feel like making you pergert."
Lmao you thought I was gonna do a lemon yeah boi you thought
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