"I feel like making you pergert."
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It was now about 3 weeks after your love-filled night meeting JT. A few days after that night, you started to feel incredibly sick—you had occasional nausea, and you were noticeably gaining weight each day. However, you knew this was not just a common illness, and went to Walmart to buy a Prangent Test.
It was difficult hiding the Prangent Test from JT, because he was literally watching you every second of the day that you were in the bathroom. A few seconds of that went on before you asked him to 0% exist. "Yes, my girlfriend that is totally not pregnane!" He said, before suddenly vanishing from existence. After doing that, he calmly walked away, leaving you as confused as a cat on a Ferris wheel. You then continued to do what you had to with the Pranging text.
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After the test result showed, you looked at it, unsure of what it would say. When you saw what it said, you froze in shock. Even though there was no safety, you and JT were hyper on nothing, JT probably blackmailed Santa, and you were perfectly aware of all of these before you even met him, you were surprised to know that you were bridgette.
How would you tell him about this? Would be even want to be a father? Does he have a dog, and will he show that dog to Jevrey? We will never know. However, he already knows this, because he is probably reading this and either dying of laughter, cringing, or both.
Anyway, he suddenly came back into existence and summoned Satan– I mean, Galdalf. "yOU SHALL NOT PASS that preegnut test," Gandalf said, before suddenly burning alive until he was a pile of clothes and medicine. "You already know about it?" You asked JT, to which he chuckled like an anime seme dudey-queen. "I know everything. Satan, also known as Challa, made a pact with me to let me know everything in the entire universe, as long as I schmonk some good weed."
JT schm0nked that weed, but then he went to jail for schm3nk. However, he broke out of jail and literally nobody even cared about it because don't do drugs children. He made everything turn incredibly overweight and then contracted aaaAAa, before dying of calcium.
As a happy ending, your child actually happened to be JT Sexkik, but this time he had a twin brother who you named Robert the Toilet.
Don't hate me I swear this was just a failed attempt at being funny.
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