Chorus
Former Mining Facility
~ Radio Check - Trocadero ~
Over a radio, voices converse.
New Rep Blue Team Lieutenant: Red Team, this is Blue Team. We are in position, how copy? Over.
New Rep Red Team Soldier: Blue Team, this is Red Team. I copy, Blue in position. Over.
New Rep Blue Team Lieutenant: Gold Team, this is Blue Team. All units are in position and awaiting further instructions, what is your status? Over.
Gold Team doesn't answer.
New Rep Blue Team Lieutenant: Gold Team 2-3, this is Blue Team 1-2. Radio check, over.
New Rep Gold Team Lieutenant: Uh, yeah, we're here Blue Team.
New Rep Blue Team Lieutenant: Gold Team, I repeat, what is your status? Over.
New Rep Gold Team Lieutenant: Uh... We're pretty good?
New Rep Blue Team Lieutenant: What?
New Rep Gold Team Lieutenant: Actually, uh, we were wondering if we could maybe change our name to, uh... Orange Team?
New Rep Blue Team Lieutenant: What difference does it make?!
Somewhere inside the former mining facility, Grif talks to the New Rep Gold Team Lieutenant over the radio.
Grif: You tell them it makes a big difference, Bitters, because I am orange! I am not gold! I am not yellow! I am fucking orange!
Simmons: Grif!
Grif turns to look at Simmons and Caboose standing beside a door.
Simmons: Get off the radio! The teams are fine!
Grif: The teams suck!
Simmons: You're gonna blow our cover!
Grif groans.
Grif: Alright, we'll be Gold.
Grif flips Simmons off and speaks on the radio.
Grif: Go tell the Blue Team to suck a dick and then get in position.
Bitters: Whatever you say, Captain.
Grif walks up to where Simmons and Caboose are.
Simmons: We're infiltrating an enemy base and you're bitching about colors?
Grif: It's a misleading title, people could get confused!
Simmons: Oh, shut up!
Simmons faces the security door behind him and crouches, hacking into the pass-code lock.
Caboose: No he's right, I'm confused.
Simmons: Caboose, you're always confused.
Caboose: Well that sounds confusing.
Simmons finishes hacking.
Simmons: Whoo, okay. Doors opening in approximately fifteen seconds.
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