Swords of Silence

PHONE-Y!!!! - Distressed Cow

Levi walked along the gravel path on the way to the training grounds.

The sun was rising, the birds were chirping and nerds were screaming.

"Ahhhh" Levi sighed peacefully as he walked through the nice, fresh, cold, morning air.

Levi stopped as he heard a sound that can only be described as a cross between a distressed cow and a dying moose. With a hint of crying fish. (If fish cry. Or make any noise..)

He turned his attention towards a nearby tree.

His eyes widened as he took off his pretend sun glasses...

"Dear Gawd."

Ataku's POV:

"Back Off Mutt!"

"DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY BABY!!"

I started to clutch my phone tightly in my arms to shield it from the wild creature.

"It's okay.. shh.. It's okay little phone-y"

"I won't let the bad dog hurt you."

The stupid dog lunged at my foot but just barely missed my toes.

I jumped back in UTTER TERROR and almost fell off the branch, but managed to catch myself in time.

O_O

My phone slipped from my hand and fell onto the ground.

It was like it happened in slow motion!

"NOOOOO!!!" I screamed as the dog picked up my phone in it's filthy mouth and started to run away.

I huddled into a ball on the branch.

"why?! .... why did it have to be poor phone-y!" I cried in sorrow.

"so young.."

"NO!" I yelled as I raised back onto my feet.

"I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN!"

"THIS! IS! SPARTA!"

I flew from the branch in a massive leap.

I somehow pulled a sword from my back as I flew through the air.

I landed infront of the dog, creating a small crater in the ground.

It skidded to a hault and stared at me, it's eyes filled with terror.

I ran my fingers along the blade as I looked it in the eyes.

"You can give back phone-y. Or! You can join kaneki!"

"YOUR CHOICE!"

The dog dropped the phone and shyly backed away, before breaking into a sprint.

I wiped off the saliva from phone-y with the sleeve of my sweater...

"Ughhh. Yuck!"

Levi's POV:

OKAY! Lemme recap!

I just watched a dude sitting up in a tree, trying to escape a dog!

Then I watched him cry over his lost phone!

THEN! I WATCHED HIM LEAP THROUGH THE AIR AND PULL OUT A SWORD!!!

THEN HE FLIPPIN CREATED A CRATER IN THE GROUND, THREATENED A DOG AND RETRIEVED HIS PHONE!!!

WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!!!!!

After screaming mentally to himself, Levi noticed this probably mentally unstable guy was looking in his direction.