Allergys suck! (Bradley Steven Perry imagine)

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Richard ( A dog's ) P.O.V

Ahh...what a nice day to lay on the couch. The breeze from the window feels so good. I turn to face the window and close my eyes and wiggle my little black nose. I put my head down.I close my eyes.Im slowly falling asleep.......

" Let's go for a walk!" My owner Christina shouts,running inside the room I was in.

I slowly turn my head to face her and stare at her.God, she's so annoying. I can't even sleep in this house.

" Come on! " She leaves my sight. I hear the front door open. I ignore it and puy my head back down.

" COME ON! " She shouts. She sounds like a demon possessed her.

I quickly jump off the couch and walk to the front door. She puts on my collar and attaches my leash.

I follow her down the stairs and out the door.

GRASS!!

I run over to the grass and pee. Since there is no pole or anything, i had to pee like a female dog.

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We walk to town centre. It's about 7 city blocks away from my house.

"Is that Bradley Steven Perry?" Christina squints her eyes at this quite handsome looking fellow walking toward us.

" Hey,have you seen a guy in all black and he's buff.You cant miss him." He's asks Christina.They honestly look like a good couple because he's like an inch taller then her.I walk over to him. I smells his shoes.They kinda stink.I smell his pants.He uses expensive landry soap.

"oh, hey little buddy" Bradley bends down to pet my head.I lick his wrist. I like licking peoples wrists. He keeps petting me while he talks to Christina.

"Oh.Thanks." he walks past us.But soon he stops and turns around

" Do you want to go out sometime?"

I hear Christina's heart beat faster.Ew love.

"Ahh.Sure,but don't you need my number?"Christina asked Bradley. She's nervous and she's sweating alot and I smell it.It smells horrible. Humans are nasty.

"yeah " Bradley says.Then sneezes.

" Bless you" Christina says,writing her number on a piece of paper

I see Bradley's nose get redder and redder.He sneezes 8 times in a row and yes I counted.But why is his face getting big? Why is his neck getting puffy? A breeze blows the piece of paper away and Christina chases after it. She completely ignores Bradley.He's like choking. Did his feet get bigger?He looks like he gained 100 lbs.He's like a bomb ready to explode.Oh great,he's wheezing. He's getting annoying. I look at the ground. Im so tired.I lay on the sidewalk trying to sleep.But who can sleeo with all this wheezing? I'm pretty sure 2 minutes passed by and he finally stops.I look up and see Bradley on the floor.Where is Christina?Did she really just chase the piece of paper?Couldn't she just write another one? I swear,she's so slow. If dogs ruled the earth, the world would be a much better place.I hear and smell Christina.She's close.Too close.

"Oh my god Bradley" Christina runs to Bradley. She checks his pulse.She screams. I get up and sit.I watch her cry.When she cries, no sounds comes out.I guess Bradley is dead.

oh.

well aleast I can take a nap without anything interrupting me.I lay on the concrete,again. I put my head down,again.But this time i actually fall asleep.

Fin.

Author's note:

I was dared to write this.Dont get me wrong,I Bradley.He's like my bae.Anyway other than the ending,how did i do?

when i was writing this.I was thinking like my dog.I know he thinks im annoying. Anyway thanks so much for reading

~anniepasta

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