This dream. This. FUCKING. Dream.
I had this one last night and I have no idea how dafuq it happened. Just wtf is wrong with my brain! XD
So this dream is kinda all over the place. I was in this school trip or vacation or whatever it was. We were staying at this nice hotel resort thingy it was really big and comfortable.
I once again don't remember much of the dream but, in order of occurence, I had to kill this guy (kinda like a final boss in a game) called The Barack Hitler (yes Obama and Hitler's name together), after that a zoo keeper showed with a giant lizard with the softest skin in the world and no teeth and then my mom that somehow was there, passed out and fainted in my arms. W! T! F! XDDDD
Oh but it didn't end there! I then woke up in my dream and Shane Dawson (funniest youtuber in the fucking youtube world go subscribe to the Pig Queen right now) was there waiting for me to go out.
We went for a shorg car ride where I explained my dream in my dream in a suprisingly very detailed way. I thought I was being funny but Shane was having none of it not even a grin! XD After all that explaining, we arrived to our destination, a picnic table. We sat down and the Shane fucking gets out a fucking blunt, lights it up, takes a drag and offers me it. And I said THANK YOU. FUCKING THANK YOU. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK XDDDDDDD
Then, after we smoke a lot, we magicly make a pineapple. Like POOF! Pineapple. The scenery then changes and we're in this kind of theater place where there were a few people, I even think they were stoners like us.
They were going to watch some movie but me and Shane didn't liked that one. They told us to pick one.
Out of everthing we could choose. Out of every movie or series in the world we could have chosen. We decided to watch
Boku no Pico.
Boku no fucking Pico.
An hentai (animated porn) involving underaged transexual females having sex with eachother and older man. WTF BRAIN WTF XDDDDDDDD
The dream ended there thankfully, maybe cause I never saw Boku no Pico just heard of it. I could you never ear about it really. XD I just have no idea where my brain managed to get this for real I have no idea what I'm eating, drinking and/or smoking...but I think I need more XD
I hope you enjoyed reading this. I'm sure you laughed XD
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