lance
heal my boredom Keith
dude I am literally the most boring person you will ever talk to
lance
oh come on don't be like that
well I am
I don't really do anything in general
all I do is eat waffles and ramen and watch netflix all fricking day
lance
hmm
well what did you do when you were younger? any strange hobbies? hidden talents? strange addictions? anything at all
okay that sounds like questions a stalker would ask
lance
WELL I'M SORRY
sorry that you're such a
s t a l k e r?
lance
I just wanna know more about this mysterious man I have been texting for a while now
mysterious?
lance
yes
wow
that still makes you a
s t a l k e r
lance
hush no I'm not
well.. I took karate classes for about 10 years
and my brother took me to a few self defense classes so..
lance
DUDE THATS SO BADASS
I guess
I'm also the master of crane machine games
lance
YOU LIE
I BET MY SOUL THAT THEY ARE RIGGED
I SPENT 30 BUCKS ON A STUPID MACHINE ONCE
why?
lance
I really wanted a cute shark plushie..
that sucks but every time I play I always win
one time I won so much stuff the manager had security kick me out
lance
-__- I don't believe you
then don't believe me
lance
fine
what else are you good at? or can do?
I can lick my elbow
lance
your LYING YOU LIAR
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lance
WTF
I told you and you didn't believe me
lance
I AM SHOOK
HOLY SHIT
THATS SO AWESOME
I bet your parents are really proud
yeah
my dad is
lance
oh
yeah it's just Shiro, my dad and I
lance
..and mom?
can we change the topic?
lance
oh sorry
it's fine
lance
damn I feel terrible now
Lance really it's fine
lance
I'm sorry
it's seriously fine Lance
lance
if it makes you feel better I can't wink with my left eye
what?
lance
yeah I can only wink with my right eye
when I wink with my left it twitches and I can't properly wink it's weird
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oh my gODDD
lance
yes yes make fun of me
I can't wink
dude laughedharder than I should have
lance
so did it make you feel better? :D
yeah it actually did Lance
lance
I'm glad
:)
