Damn one shots

Pirates (of the caribbean)

I've been on the ship from Captain Jack Sparrow for a long time. Still hated by him and the Crew because I'm a better Pirate then everyone else on this ship. Along with this I'm a woman which is one reason more for them to hate me.

'A women can't be a pirate' they said.

'You'll go under' they said.

But look at me now. I'm at the top of the food chain. Luckily I wasn't the only woman on deck. There was another one who worked under the command of our humble greate Captain which owes her a ship. I was called to the captain and I followed this order. I opened the door jumpy and saw him sitting behind his desk. He has worked one's way up as well. Previous we travelled with him and we've been inseparable but since he is the captain he changed. I sat down on the chair in front of his table and put my feet provocatively on his desk.

"What's up Captain?", I asked curious.

"Feet down!", Jack snarled and clean the table from the imaginary dirt away after I take my feets down. He looks down at the map on his desk and thought.

"What's up?", I asked again. He looked up to me.

"You have ordered me to come here.", I remembered him. He nodded.

"I want to talk with you about your position in the crew.", he told me and looked interested up to me.

"I decided to make you a vicarious captain next to Gibbs", he said and folded his hands under his chin.

"What do you think?" I looked at him bewildered.

"Are you serious?", I asked incredulous. He nodded again.

"What gives you that idea?", I asked confused.

"You've worked hard and I just want to reward you for that hard work.", he explained briefly. I thought he hated me. Was this a devious plan of him? I stood up and went to the door.

"Thanks captain. You won't be disappointed !", I said befor I stepped out of the door and closed it. What's his plan? Does he want to blame me? I won't let this came true!!!

I'll be the best vicarious captain. All must be cleaned up. Firstly the crew!

Early in the morning I'll wake up the crew to purge up themselve and the deck.

---->next day

"Wake up you dirty landlubber!", I yelled and most of the crew fell on the floor.

"Get up and go on deck!", I commanded. The crew stood up and running on deck. I follow them. It seems like Jack was still sleeping.

"You will clean this deck and after this you all will clean up youself!", I screamed and one of the guys looked down to me. Unfortunately he was taller then me.

"Why we should do that?", he said with a deep, scratchy voice.

"Because...", I yelled out loud.

"Because I'm your vicarious captain."

"What? What was Jack thinking as he decided this?", another men asked and laughed. I peer at him angrily.

"I don't know but it is like it is and so you must follow my commands. As long as Mr.Gibbs and Jack are impeded I'm the charge.", I explained to them. They groan manly and followed my orders.

I went to my cabin and sat down on my bed. They are so dumb. Somebody knockes at my door.

"Come in!", I said. The door opens and one man of the crew comes in.

"What do you want?", I asked him.

"You.", he whispered.

"What?"