TEACHER : Today we are going to dissect a LLAMA. Everyone grab a SCHOOL and sit with a group of at least 11. Does anyone have any questions
George : I DO! Do we have to wear these LEATHER SHOES
TEACHER : NO, NO, NO, at all times. Anyone else
YELLOW TRAFFIC LIGHT : Is it SPICY
TEACHER : YES, YES, YES, don't be SAUCY. Lets all wash our LEGS and get started! You will see a set of sharp DUCKS on your desks. Everyone begin! Start with a smooth, SMOL stroke across the HAND. Don't CHUCKLE, remember, it's not DEAD. I see we have another question.
BARBADILLO : There's some BLACK MERCURY coming out of mine, is that normal
TEACHER : Perfectly SHORT! Remember not to touch your FOOT or put your FOREARMS in your eyes, it is highly contaminated. In fact, I recommend each and every one of you to have a TALL HOT WATER soak when you get home! Now, once you've cut out the HEART, place it in a jar and cover it with CLOTH. We will send these samples to the MY GRAVE in HAWKINS, INDIANA.
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TEACHER : I hope you all have a SPOOPY time, tell your parents to RUNNING! See you all in 353 DAYS!
. . . 11.11.17 . . .
A/N: if you spot the stranger things references ily <3
-kaysthetics
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Randomsome random mad libs me and my friend created while in a skype call, enjoy! ((: -kay
