This was last night
So the heater at my house broke...
And my mom has an indoor pit-bull that practically radiates heat.
So I snuck into her room to steal Karma (the dog) and this is what happened.
Me:*gets poked*
Me: *turns*
Mom: *evil grin*
Mom: *poke*
Mom: Hey Masky, hey Masky..
Me: Stop or it goes on wattpad
Mom: Hey Masky, hey Masky, hey Masky
Me: THAT'S IT IT'S GOING ON WATTPAD!!!
Me/Mom: *demonic laughter*
#parentgoals
I regret ever starting the "Hey Masky" in my household.
