~All Aboard!~
Welcome aboard to the Lunatic Thought Train! I will be your conductor for this evening- and the rest of the time this book shall be edited- so hello! My name is Shilpi and I would like to personally welcome you to the Lunatic Thought Train, otherwise known as the 'train that will never stop, no matter how much you want it to!'
However, I would like to point out a few things. The express will not be held responsible for the following:
-loss of sanity (or any remnants there of)
-changes of thoughts, attitudes, etc. towards life, ships, fandoms, and anything in general
-cringes, or groans at cringeyness
-loss of innocence (or any remnants there of)
-falling in love with book characters when they were hated, detested, or disliked at first
-cringeyness
-loss of common sense for unusual and useless factoids
-eyes burning from ugliness
-and whatever other junk you may find on this train!
So I warn you, if you would like to stay the way you are- and I am quite a heated debater when it comes to the topics listed- than you may want to jump out of the train before we go full speed ahead. If you will stay, wonderful! I do hope you do not become too tortured into insanity- that's what the crucio is for! Enjoy the rest of your ride
~Full speed ahead!~
YOU ARE READING
The Lunatic Thought Train
RandomAll aboard! Make sure you have your tickets please! This is the train that never ends so watch out before you jump in, you'll be stuck! *Disclaimer: If you lose anything, including your sanity or thoughts about life, the Lunatic Thought Train Expre...
