I will be talking about school and teachers I hate. I will not name them, they might find me and give me a lower grade than it already is.
Nick Crompton is my god, I once wept in a god church looking at the statue of Crompton and suddenly I felt a warm breeze behind me. I turned around and saw him, Nick Crompton. He wore thick sun gladses, a ripped blue jacket and said, "Why do you weep my child?" I dried my tears and told him how I couldn't buy Jake's new merch. Nick Crompton then looked me in te eye, held my hand and said; 'My son, you shall have your collar poppin, if that is what you weep for, that is what you shall receive. I have blessed you with limited edition England is my City T-shirt. If you have further problems then come to my god church and chew your problems likes it's gum, farewell my child; don't be upset, don't be shitty, you shall stay litty because England is our City' He then faded away, blessing me with the merch from god church. And that is the story of how I met my god, Nick Crompton.
Welcome to the new eduardo.
