One day, I went home and I see in my recommendations
"SOMEONE STOLE $5,000 FROM US." Or something like that.
It was David Dobrik and his girlfriend, Liza Koshy. I started to watch that one vlog and I thought "holy shit his vlogs are amazing" I kept watching more but out of order, so I thought to myself "let's watch them all in order.. but after this one video." The video was called "DAD SMOKES WEED FOR THE FIRST TIME." I watched that video and I looked at the man, Jason Nash and he made me laugh so much.
Later that day, I had to go somewhere and my mom brought up my uncle. She said something along the lines of "you have an uncle, you will meet him in L.A and stay with him for a week." I thought this would be the greatest day of my life. I would love to meet my uncle. So, I went home, and I started packing. On the flight I was planning on watching every single one of Davids vlogs in order, so I finished packing.
Here's a list of what I packed: Mouthwash Ketchup Mirror
So I told my mom I was ready. And I was driven to the airport, I went along my way. Alone and I was ready to meet my uncle all the way in L.A. The home of celebrities.
Most importantly, the home of Kanye West. He's there sometimes.
Anyway, I was headed on my merry way. I waited where I was supposed to wait and we started to board the airplane. I saw many different people and things.
A blue man (jeff) A yellow woman (jefferia) A talking cow (horse) A horse (cow) and Einstein (Albert) A animated dog (Doug) a principal, Hannah Montana, (Montana, Hannah) Jake Paul, (Paul, Jake) drug dealer (dd) old lady (cathy) my ninth grade spanish teacher (mrs something) a dancing skeleton (jacob) (i will be including drawings of everyone in the next chapter)
and some normal people and worst of all:
Edaliclya.
Guess who was seated in the middle of Einstein and Edaliclya? Yes! Me! I guess it's safe to say Einstein wasn't on that plane for too long. I turned to Edaliclya and looked at her and she turned to me and said "oh you take planes? I thought you were going to be walking to L.A." I told her to shut up and we chatted away and she told me how much I grew. I told her "Thank you but im the same height and same looking person, i've been this way forever, except I was a baby for 3 days." She shook her head and laughed
"You're crazy" she said in her fake accent. (yes, i'm exposing her, its fake she just wants to be cool)
She told me all about her life and how boring it was, she lives on top of Mount. Everest so she only told three people there fortunes (including me bc i was the first person to climb Mt. Everest) I told her
"Edaliclya, whos future did you tell?"
She said "Edmund Hillary and Tenzing Norgay" and I told her how I knew them and how they copied me by climbing the mountain. I asked her "what are you doing on a plane to L.A" and she said " , I'm traveling the world. Im looking for Edmund. I'm in love with him." I didnt tell her that he was dead but he was so all she was going to find was his grave. So we chatted away and she read my fortune and spilled tea about Edmund and Tenzing and I laughed and laughed because she said "they were inspired by you" and I told her "I know" and then she started drama saying how I was a fortune teller and I told her "I'm not, I'm just cool"
Then Edaliclya, put another curse on me saying "I hope your travels in L.A are terrible" and I told her to shut it and that I knew I was going to meet Jimmy Fallon. Then she got mad at me again because I was right.
Finally, we got off the plane and ran out the airport into sunny L.A. I stopped and twirled with m arms out. I was here and I was awesome. So I started walking holding my big suitcase, and started walking to Jimmy Fallon Enterprises. I got there and walked and immediately accepted to have me that night. So, later that day. I met King of fake laughs, Mr. Jimmy Fallon. He said I was the wrong guest but since Lady Gaga was running late, he told me he can have me. He asked me who I was and I told him everything, how I came to be, how I got to America, all the people i've met and what I'm doing in L.A. And thats why I hate him today.
He thought I was just a comedian, and all the laughs Jimmy laughed that night, they were real. And he thought I was on crack so that episode never aired because he couldn't have someone like me on there, after wasting my time with Jimmy Fallon, I started walking to my uncles address and then I reach the place my uncle lived. As I was walking, bored and I didn't know where to go, a man drove up, in a Tesla and of course, that man was David Dobrik. I told David that I was looking for my uncle and he said "how does he look like"
I told him
"he's a little crazy, blue eyes, blonde hair kind of" and he said "name?" and I forgot my uncles name so I said, "James or something" and he said
"I know him, hop in" and I told him my life story and that I was just coming from Jimmy Fallon enterprises and he said "you and your uncle in many ways." and I said "what do you mean?"
He told me my uncle was on crack and looked like Carol from The Walking Dead, I called him crazy. We soon got to the destination and I met my uncle.
Jason Nash.
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