GOOOOOOODDDDDD MORNING JAKE PAULERS!
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sike i hate jake paulum
colt.
u reading this and u are awesome follow him at depressedtherapy
so look at what was in my recommendations. david dobrik! (cuz im subscribed.. duh!)
gosh david dobrik is fucking awesome and his old vlogs are so good. (so are his new ones dont get me wrong)
i convinced someone jason nash was my uncle in my old school and they believed me and when i moved i wanted my friends to tell him i moved with my crazy old crackhead uncle jason in LA and if im not back then im dead.
anyways, i just convinced someone else in my new school and damn im such a prankster
watch it now. thats my crazy crackhead uncle (the prostitute)
damn it feels just like yesterday i watched that vid but it was like a year ago
and yes i was watching cody ko, hes so funny.
OMG SO UM I ALMOST DIED IN ENGLISH TODAY. I NEEDED TO COUGH BUT I WAS ALREADY DRAWING TOO MUCH ATTENTION TO MYSELF SO I TRIED TO HOLD IT IN THEN MY ETES GOT WATERY AND LIKE INWAS DEADASS DYING. SO THAT HAPPENED TO ME TUESDAY AND WEDNESDAY (wednesday was today) AND I SWEAR MY ENGLISH TEACHER IS TRYING TO KILL ME. SHES GETTING TO ME BEFORE I CAN GET TO HER.
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todays advice:
watch all david dobriks vlogs and follow colt and hate ur english teacher.