CreepyPasta Boyfriend Scenarios (In Workshop)

He gets a Boner

Slenderman:

You and Slenderman decided to go for a walk through the woods. It was a beautiful view of the trees, and flowers. Even if you were a nature kind of person and you see things like this all the time, This was a sight to be seen. You even stopped Slendy a couple times to pick up some flowers or just to stop and smell the roses. (See what I did there?) You completely forgot what you were wearing; a mini skirt, collared button up shirt and black flats. Slenderman didn't seem to forget because he was staring the whole god damn time!

"Ooh! That one is pretty...It SHALL BE MINE!" You giggled, as you journeyed to the flower. Slenderman would turn and watch you play tug a war with the flower...Lemme be clear, NOT YOU...BUT THAT ASS OF YOURS! Your mini skirt would slide up and expose your white panties and show you shaking a little because of the strength of that FUCKING FLOWER!

You got up, pulled your skirt down back to its position and shook the flower to show Slenderman your trophy. You also noticed a gigantic bulge in his formal black suit pants. You looked at him, then his bulge...at him, then his bulge. Confusion sprung on your face as you approached him. His face was spread with red and all you could do was be the best girlfriend you could be and walk him home...

Just kidding! You couldn't stop giggling at what you saw, and the laughter didn't end until you finally reached his mansion.

Jeff The Killer:

You laid on Jeff, basically in a straddle position. You guys were cuddling all day, having little make out sessions here and there, but mainly cuddling. He looked so comfortable and adorable as he slept under you. You felt quite uncomfortable so you adjusted your self many times.

"Mmm...habulamm...(I know really random but that's Jeff talking in his sleep, okay?)" Jeff murmured. You giggled as you tried not to wake him up from his sleep. You finally adjusted yourself so you looked like a little kid sitting on santa's lap.

All of a sudden, you felt something poking you...And it was REALLY SHARP! So you gently pushed Jeff to wake him up, because now your face was flustered with red and your mind with dirty thoughts. "Jeff baby wake up, something is stabbing me." You tried to explain. As soon as you said the word 'Stabbing' he woke right up.

"(Y/N) are you okay?" He asked with concern.

"Yeah, I think something in your pocket....I hope, was poking me." You covered your blushed face.

He gave you a confused look as he gradually got up. He pulled out his knife out his pocket and said,"I gotta start being careful with this thing."

You weren't paying attention to his words because you were to focused on that huge bulge located where his crotch should be. You laughed to yourself, "Jeff..."

He didn't catch what you said because he was on a rant of how dangerous a knife would be.(I know right, HE IS A DAMN KILLER AND HE IS WORRIED FOR YOUR SAFETY? The world must be coming to an end .-.)

"I mean seriously... I could've killed you..." Jeff glared at you.

"Jeff..." You stated.

"You can't even imagine how scary that is. I almost lost you, and if that were to happen id lose all of my...Well the last of my sanity." He continued.

"JEFF YOU HAVE A BONER!" You screamed at him to get his attention.

He turned to you and smirked, "I caught you looking (Y/N)."

Your face became red with embarrassment but then it quickly faded away, "You knew you had one the whole fucking time Jeff?"

"Of course I did, wouldn't you know if you had a boner?"