You Get Embarassed

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Slenderman :

"Slendy just hold the cage until I get back." You pled once more.

"No! I refuse!! What if they evolve into killing machines and swallow us whole?" He cried.

"The only thing they evolve into are flying insects." You reassured him.

"Oh Zalgo NO! That's even worse, they fly and distract you with their cruel and beautifully carved designs on their demonic wings...AND THEN...They sit and graze upon your skin leaving a trail of remorse and revenge poisoning your beloved temple God blessed you with." He dramatically explained.

You gave him a blank expression and threw your hands up in (the air sometimes saying "Slendy can you hold this for me?")defeat, "Ugh fine, give me the cage and you pay for them then."

Slenderman turned to you and gave a slight nod, "Now that seems simple enough."

You have been constantly begging Slender for a pet of some sort ; a snake, a dog, a cat, a bird, a hamster, a guinea pig, etc. Knowing of your habits, Slender declined all of them because apparently "You can barely keep yourself safe and fed" but if he knew all of your habits he should know, you don't give up. And surely you didn't, dragging him along side of you to get a pet that could manage itself ; a caterpillar.

You didn't know of his fear until you shoved one in his face. "Slendy look! Isn't it cute?" You smiled. You got your answer from Slenderman by an uninvited girly squeal.

"EEEEYYY!!"

Slenderman vanished from in front of your eyes and appeared behind a see-through glass container that held a snake. You instantly became flustered with embarassment and filled with laughter. You slowly approached him.

"G-Get that away from me (Y-Y/N)." He stuttered as he backed up a little.

"Get what away from you Slendy?" You smiled evilly as you continued to approach him.

"I swear that caterpillar's beady little eyes are staring at my soul!" He panicked in fear.

You clutched your stomach as you collapsed with laughter. You were so distracted by your own giggles you didn't notice Slenderman approach you with your worst fear... *cringes* Spiders!

"HOLY WALRUS PENISES! GET THAT AWAY FROM ME!" You swatted the abnormal arachnid away.

Slender bursted into a fit of laughter as he slowly put the spider back into its container. By your sudden out burst you got a lot of unwanted attention, causing you to blush heavily.

Jeff The Killer :

"Can I take your order M'am?"The waiter smiled at you.

"Hm.. I would like (favorite full meal) and as a drink (favorite beverage)." You smiled back. He nodded and continued with his polite questioning.

"And, what would you like to order sir?" The waiter gave that same smile embracing his happiness and good manners.

"I don't know surprise me." Jeff sighed. And look who fucked up the night. ( ._. Dammit Jeff )

The waiter nodded in Jeff's direction and went off to the employee's only room.

You wanted to do something special with Jeff just to show him you loved him. Trust when I say this, he loves you to pieces. But, he wasn't a people person, Nor did he dislike company but its just. People...People Everywhere, some even the ones he was planning on putting to "sleep".

But you dragged him out with you anyway. Some girlfriend you are...Perfect right :D?

"Jeff please lighten up." You asked.

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