CreepyPasta Boyfriend Scenarios (In Workshop)

Perfect Date with an Epic Fail

Slenderman :

"AHH WATER! WATER! I NEED WATER!" Slenderman screamed.

Today was a special day, everything went according to Slenderman's plan. Minus the fact that the cake L.E.E made went crazy with fire power. The cake fell on Slender's suit, and to make it worse the fire from the cake shot up on his suit and nearly burned him into ash.

"BEN! BEN! GET HIM SOME WATER!" You panicked.

BEN glared at you and calmly stated, "You mean to tell me you need me to get Slenderman a cup of water?"

"BUCKET!" You continued to panick.

"Riiight...A bucket. Let me ask you something, What do I look like to you?"

"One of Santa's little helpers, now... HELP SLENDY BECAUSE HE'S YOUR SANTA!" You began to grow red with anger.

BEN took notice and ran towards the kitchen, rummaging through stuff to find a bucket.

As you continued to try and stomp out the fire and ignore the whimpers everytime you did it from Trendy, BEN finally came back.

"I got the bucket!" He held up an empty bucket in triumph. (BEN YOU RETARDED SUNOFABETCH!)

EJ and Jeff walked in wondering what the noise was all about.

"What's wron--" EJ tried to ask.

"HOLY SHIT!" Jeff yelled.

"Don't worry guys I got the bucket, problem solved." BEN smiled.

Jeff ran towards BEN and smushed him in the face grabbing the bucket in progress, "MOVE!"

He frantically filled the bucket up and threw it on you and Slendy. Soaking you both Trenderman fainted. Luckily the fire was out, but your dress and Slenderman's suit were ruined.

"BEN... You retarded stoner!" Jeff threw the empty bucket at BEN's head and surprisingly knocked him out.

You began to giggle as Slenderman hugged you, "Sorry this was a mess honey, but Happy Anniversary."

Jeff The Killer :

"Jeff..." You called to him.

"Yea (Y/N)?" He asked munching on some steak.

"Watch yourself, waiters are coming this way and I got to go to the bathroom." You ordered.

He nodded and proceeded to enjoy his steak, while you did your thing.

~3 minutes later~

"JEF-.... Jeff.. What the hell HAPPENED?!?" You whisper yelled( Y'know what I'm talking bout right?)

He nervously laughed and shrugged his shoulders.

From Head To Toe, Jeff was covered in steak sauce, mashed potatoes, gravy and anything else that sounded about unappetizing right now.

You pinched the bridge of your nose while you tried to calmly process what happened. With out paying attention Jeff began to play with his food, a blob of mashed potatoes flung behind you.

You took a step back, and slipped backwards from the mashed potatoes laying on the floor.

"S***!" You yelled out loud, drawing a bundle of stares.

You sat up rubbing your butt, while Jeff giggled like a little school girl. And that's not even the bad part. A new employee came by, not watching where he was going, and mistakenly poured clam chowder on your head.