In the beginning there was one species of cockroach. Everyone hated it. But then one scientist/shitty actor called Tommy Wiseau who created the new genetically modified cockroach called the cock. "ZI HAZ CREATED ZE GREATEST COCKROACH OF ALL TIME!" Tommy yelled at is future wife Lisa.
"Great now we don't rely on your shitty acting to make a living," Lisa replied while eating a Big Mac with a Rolo McFlurry. The cockroach had wings and was 6ft tall. It ate humans and it only had to penetrate one cockroach (male or female) to created its young. It has no gender. Suddenly a police man busted down the door holding a gun and shouted; "Tommy you are wanted for several crimes against acting!" Then they arrested him.
Tommy was taken to court and the judge said; "you can go to prison or buy me a Big Mac with no pickle but extra Mayonnaise." Tommy chose to go to prison for he had was a member of the Burger King family and could not be a traitor to the oath he took. Immediately the Poe Poe came in and started shooting everyone. Someone then put on pumped up kicks and everyone started running away screaming. Then Tommy whistled for his cock (the cockroach you sick minded shit) and the giant cock came in and started eating everyone.
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Cocks (featuring Tommy Wiseau)
ActionThis is a book about an evil COCKROACH (not a dick) it's basically got nothing about a cockroach but he makes an appearance every now and then.
